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Wiener Writings => General Writings => Topic started by: Leslie on May 23, 2008, 02:29:26 PM

Title: Amalgamated Brudderhood of Dachshunds Union #417 'portin' a grievance
Post by: Leslie on May 23, 2008, 02:29:26 PM
Dis is Loki.  I m being held in doggie jail wiffout cause.  I werk hard at my job: Dig Manager, skwirl supervision, barking my head off  and fud thief.  Now I am filin' a grievance for unfair rules in da werkplace.  I was good at da vets and he tole me to go to da cwate for FIVE days wiffout pay. 

Da fud here is not too bad, though. I got a nylabone and a bunch of cookies, but I gots me some holes to dig!

Please sign my 'tition to get out and get back to my jobs. 
Title: Re: Amalgamated Brudderhood of Dachshunds Union #417 'portin' a grievance
Post by: Kari on May 23, 2008, 02:37:15 PM
Penny here...I'll sign your petition!! I was locked up for 8 weeks :cussing: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh the humanity of it all!

Kari here...hang in there Loki! It is all for the best!
Title: Re: Amalgamated Brudderhood of Dachshunds Union #417 'portin' a grievance
Post by: doxielady5569128 on May 23, 2008, 03:29:03 PM
U  kidding me Loki?!!! FIVE days!!! Dats an outwage!   :BangHead:  Dese vet people sure can be meanies sometimes.  At least da fud is good and you get cookies dere.    :apls:    Add my name to da 'tition. Make sure you use my full-name jus' to make it more 'fessional.   Porky Pie Bow

Hope ya break outta dere soon!  Jus' be real quiet and sweet and ya might get da earwy welease for good 'havior!   :xfinger:
Title: Re: Amalgamated Brudderhood of Dachshunds Union #417 'portin' a grievance
Post by: Kelly on May 23, 2008, 03:59:00 PM
Loki,add our names to your tition;Annie,Blusky,Fritz&Manny!
Kelly here: Hang in there our little friend!  :comfort:
Title: Re: Amalgamated Brudderhood of Dachshunds Union #417 'portin' a grievance
Post by: doxielady5569128 on May 23, 2008, 04:13:35 PM
Also you can add my cousin Bandit to da 'tition too. His full name is Sir Bandit Bee.  He also finks dis is an outwage! 
Title: Re: Amalgamated Brudderhood of Dachshunds Union #417 'portin' a grievance
Post by: Delia and girls on May 23, 2008, 04:21:57 PM
Add me to that 'tition! The name is Gretchen Louise. I know how you feel, Loki, but the humans say it's for our own good. I been there a few times.
Title: Re: Amalgamated Brudderhood of Dachshunds Union #417 'portin' a grievance
Post by: Sandishooligans on May 23, 2008, 10:27:21 PM
Maddewoo 'portin' in.  I wants to sign the 'tition.  Dis is an outwage!  'Course good fud is worf sumptin.  Your sissies and bwudders of DWD (Dachshund World Domination) are on your side Loki.  Chin up and give 'em a good snarrrrrrrrrrl.

:heart: Maddewoo
Title: Re: Amalgamated Brudderhood of Dachshunds Union #417 'portin' a grievance
Post by: sollysmom on May 23, 2008, 11:40:13 PM
Solly here.  Youse can add my name, too.  Full name Solomon, but eyes ain't a member of no union.  Dis make a diffence?  I had to do dat last December.  Jail with no parole for 5-8 weeks!!!!  And eyes didn't get no bone!!!   :cussing:

Title: Re: Amalgamated Brudderhood of Dachshunds Union #417 'portin' a grievance
Post by: Roberta on May 24, 2008, 12:56:53 AM
Amy I'm wiff you all to............plus add chasing birds.........WeE AmY
Title: Re: Amalgamated Brudderhood of Dachshunds Union #417 'portin' a grievance
Post by: Teresa on May 24, 2008, 05:56:45 AM
I'll sign any paper yous want me too. Two days in da cage at da vets office (wif a vet-flicted injury to boot) was enuf for me! Just tell me where to put me paw print. Molly will put hers there too, at least if she will wake up long enuf!

I hope you feel better soon Loki-girl. Just think, when you get back outside those squirrels won't be expecting you and you just might have a chance at one!
Title: Re: Amalgamated Brudderhood of Dachshunds Union #417 'portin' a grievance
Post by: Barb on May 24, 2008, 06:20:33 AM
Dear Loki,
We will sign your petitition..... but our mudder told us she would NOT.  She said someting about giving you time to heal and get better and the holes would wait.  We feel your pain.... but we do want you to feel better - so dus rest and eat de cookies   :thumb:

Rudy and Brandy
Title: Re: Amalgamated Brudderhood of Dachshunds Union #417 'portin' a grievance
Post by: cheryl186 on May 24, 2008, 09:14:06 PM
Dear Loki.....me and me brudder Winston will sign your 'tition and so will our sissie sheba and da bunny and da five CATS.....I was in jail 8 weeks too and we all know dat being in da cwate is no fun at all.  Hang in there girlfriend and milk it for all da tweats and kookies you can git.  Lub, Zoe.
Title: Re: Amalgamated Brudderhood of Dachshunds Union #417 'portin' a grievance
Post by: tpoof on May 25, 2008, 06:48:56 AM
Ceaser here!  :grin: Ready to sport the brudderhood! Don't they know dat diggin hoes makes us feew good! :dontknow:

I shud add, I neber bean ja-owed,,, I'm too spoy owed... :grin:  :2funny: :thumb:
Title: Re: Amalgamated Brudderhood of Dachshunds Union #417 'portin' a grievance
Post by: DeeanDave on May 25, 2008, 07:03:51 AM
Loki,  You kin count us in on signin' yer petition/grievance!  We feel fer you......but look at it dis way, yer prolly gettin more kookies den if you weren't in da crate-jail!  Keep givin yer Mom da L@@K!  Sarge n Duggie
Title: Re: Amalgamated Brudderhood of Dachshunds Union #417 'portin' a grievance
Post by: Doxherding Karen on May 25, 2008, 12:57:03 PM
SIGN US UP!!! :thumb:
Guinness MacDougal Von Schnitzenheimer
Roscoe The Handsome One
Merlin the Magical Disappearing Dachshund
Dr. Beau Leaky

(I'm only using my legal name in case they recount the signatures - I hope there aren't any Republicans around!)