Dis is Porky Pie. Dat baby dog is such a pain!! She screamed all night long and kept eberybody up. Eben da hoomans and dey can sleep through anything!! :crazyeyes: (Dey still don't about da great butter incident! We'll keep dat hush hush) My mama is making me stay on da leash all da time and when I get too grumpy wif da baby dog I have to sit. :confused: She eben bit my ear!!! :cussing:
One good fing about dis baby dog, is I can get aay wif fings and blame her. :apls: For 'xample, I poo'd on da floor and da baby dog got blamed! Yes!!! :meme: Also, if I touch her nose wif mine (nicely) I gets a peanut butter treat! How cool is dat?! :headbang: Maybe dis puppy fing will work out after all.
Mama sez to tell eberyone, I've been a really good boy and only growled once at dat baby dog. Eben when she chased me!! Dat was scary!!!! We fink she looks funny and needs to grow into her legs. Jade keeps falling down cause her legs get in da way. :2funny:
If any of you want a baby dog, I'm sure we could give her away. :grin: Well I gotta go, its time to find some twubble.
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