1. sit in the middle of something your working on...................to look as if we are interested in what your doing or more padding on the pattoootie
2. Wake you up at week-ends at the same time as week days ....................we would not like you to sleep in and alternatively we want breakfast since you are awake.
3. Wait till I get in to the shower prior to jumping on the bed..................I know you'll say no if you see me
4. Show up whenever the refridgerator is opened..................distribution of weight and incase you get poisoned
5 Deside to go under the back steps and bring in two tons of dead plant material just prior me to leaving for work....................I get a final cuddle and smooch
please add anything else you can think of
sit perfectly for photo and move just as the shutter is pressed..............we like to keep you on your toes
Stand under the ladder when we are cleaning the gutters......................to soften your fall if you fall
dig to our hearts content in the mud and come in just as Daddy finishe shampooing the rug.............WE hate clean rugs!!!
Refuse to let mamma do the toe chopping, to the extent of having her think she's gonna dislocate a part of my leg....We get to go-fer-a-ride and have them chopped somewhere else where we will (orat least Schatzi will) act like perfect angels and like we have this done all the time with no problems!
bark like crazy to go outside to potty and when we get up from our comfortable chair and open up the back door.....you scoot off running the other way like someone lit a firecracker by your behind!!!!!!!
Beatrice.... Throw an absolute FIT over having a bath (water EVERYWHERE) and then go outside in the POURING rain to dig a giant mudhole.
Quote from: jillkilleen on February 23, 2008, 06:49:19 PM
dig to our hearts content in the mud and come in just as Daddy finishe shampooing the rug.............WE hate clean rugs!!!
oooo I HATE that one!
Cry like a banshee if you get to the bathroom in time to shut the door.........if they aren't there you might be flushed away.
Darcel
LOL they all apply at my house but especially this one....LOL
QuoteCry like a banshee if you get to the bathroom in time to shut the door.........if they aren't there you might be flushed away.
thats why we have an "open door" bathroom policy at our house, well at least when its just me & DH
:grin:
forgot about that one.............I keep telling them there is only one door in and I have been taught how to go potty all by myself.
Quote from: Roberta on February 25, 2008, 11:42:09 PM
forgot about that one.............I keep telling them there is only one door in and I have been taught how to go potty all by myself.
Good girl Roberta, good "go potty" all by yourself! Don't forget to wash your little handies and FLUSH! :pottytrain5:
Dr. Benjamin Spock Leaky :bravo:
thank you for reminding me auntie Karen........
take our hooman's spot in the big bed when they get up in the middle of the night to go potty!! :thumb: (But when they come back to bed we get flattened because they can't remember to open their eyes first!!) :doah: