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Title: STOP DA PRESSES!!! CALL DOXHOONT WES-Q! I BIN TWAMOTIZED!!!!!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on December 05, 2007, 12:09:09 PM
I got my towz chopped and five teef stoled outta my mouf by dat lady hoo kalz herself a dokter!!!  WHAT IZ HER DEAL?  AUNTIE KAWEN GIBBED ME EGGIES WIF SUM STUFF IN IT AND NOW I'M WEALLY SLEEPY.  QUIK - SEND DA SWAT TEEM TO THIRTY. . .THIRTY FOUR. . .  THIRTY FOUR OH. . . OH LET ME LAY DOWN FOR JUST A MINIT I'LL BE RIGHT. .SNNnnnnnnzzzzzzzz. . .


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Title: Re: STOP DA PRESSES!!! CALL DOXHOONT WES-Q! I BIN TWAMOTIZED!!!!!
Post by: Kari on December 05, 2007, 12:33:56 PM
Oh No!! You poor baby!! I hope you feel better - milk it for all its worth!!  :ambulance:  :bandaid:
Title: Re: STOP DA PRESSES!!! CALL DOXHOONT WES-Q! I BIN TWAMOTIZED!!!!!
Post by: Barb on December 05, 2007, 01:41:28 PM
Oh no !!!  Sending rays and lots of good thoughts that you get more eggies...with CHEESE in the and that you feel better when you wake up !!!  let us know !
Title: Re: STOP DA PRESSES!!! CALL DOXHOONT WES-Q! I BIN TWAMOTIZED!!!!!
Post by: Sandishooligans on December 05, 2007, 08:07:22 PM
Poor little Guiness.  Did dat vet dokter steal your tweats too, while you were sweeping?  Somebody put da fone down heah sose I can weech it.  Uhhhhhh, what's dat number to da ASPCA?  I say twubbo in wivver city, dats what weeze got heah.

:heart: Maddewoo
Title: Re: STOP DA PRESSES!!! CALL DOXHOONT WES-Q! I BIN TWAMOTIZED!!!!!
Post by: doxielady5569128 on December 05, 2007, 09:04:41 PM
You poor guy!!  You deserve triple treats tomorrow.   I hope you could at least enjoy your eggies.   Get some rest little buddy.
Title: Re: STOP DA PRESSES!!! CALL DOXHOONT WES-Q! I BIN TWAMOTIZED!!!!!
Post by: papbouv on December 05, 2007, 09:43:56 PM
Hope you feel better soon.
Patches & Buddy
Papbouv
Title: Re: STOP DA PRESSES!!! CALL DOXHOONT WES-Q! I BIN TWAMOTIZED!!!!!
Post by: sollysmom on December 05, 2007, 10:48:39 PM
Solly here.  I know whaz you mean.  I was at the doktor last year and he took 12 of my teethie  and shorten my tootsies.

Feel beddar soon.   :hkiss:
Title: Re: STOP DA PRESSES!!! CALL DOXHOONT WES-Q! I BIN TWAMOTIZED!!!!!
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on December 05, 2007, 11:44:35 PM
oh poor baby. Tell Karen that nothing heals sore teeth and gums faster than more eggs!  :thumb:
Title: Re: STOP DA PRESSES!!! CALL DOXHOONT WES-Q! I BIN TWAMOTIZED!!!!!
Post by: cheryl186 on December 06, 2007, 04:25:56 AM
Guiness, dis is Winston.  I finks dat you need some more of dem eggies and tweats....but I also fink dat you need a new bobo.......twamotizashun can git us furkids lots of attenshun and pwesents if we pwaktice da widdle piddiful L@@K...iffin ya know what I mean :thumb:
Title: Re: STOP DA PRESSES!!! CALL DOXHOONT WES-Q! I BIN TWAMOTIZED!!!!!
Post by: doxielady5569128 on December 06, 2007, 09:56:26 AM
Great idea Winston.  A new Bobo, new blankies,  belly rubs, and basically the all around royal treatment are in order here. 
Title: Re: STOP DA PRESSES!!! CALL DOXHOONT WES-Q! I BIN TWAMOTIZED!!!!!
Post by: Roberta on December 06, 2007, 01:02:45 PM
You poor traumatised dachie............eggies are called for, so is ice cream.
Ollie and AMY
Title: Re: STOP DA PRESSES!!! CALL DOXHOONT WES-Q! I BIN TWAMOTIZED!!!!!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on December 06, 2007, 10:27:06 PM
Quote from: doxielady5569128 on December 06, 2007, 09:56:26 AM
Great idea Winston.  A new Bobo, new blankies,  belly rubs, and basically the all around royal treatment are in order here. 

Dat would all be gweat, 'ceptin' Auntie Kawen LEFT ME!  She's gone to Chattanoooooooooooooga to visit dat kid of hers, D'niel for Chanukah.

I got Auntie Ann wapped awound my liddle dew claw - what's left of it afta da toe chop.

My mouf is feeling beddah, but I still can't tawk.  Is da swat teem comin?  Dey should let Merlin and Beau out for a little R and R.  Roscoe is Mr. Avatar - he can stay here by hisself!

Gin-Gin