Today a package man came to my house. Mama and daddy weren't home so dey took it to da neighbors. Dey wouldn't take my signature for it cause Pawprints don't count. Dats discrimination I fink. Anyway...when mama finally came home from work, dey went to da neighbors and opened da box.
In da box was..........
Another box wrapped in shiny paper! I tore it open and ate part of da box. You know what it was???!!!
A stoopid toofbrush!!! And da card said, "To Stinky Breath Jones......Happy Brushing! Love Janet ( your favorite groomer)" P.S. "Don't eat this one like you did the last one."
I fink she should giben me somefing better. After all she's da onwy one I let chop my toes and mess with my butt! And den she humiliates me by putting a girly bow on my collar!! :cussing:
Hope you puppers get better gifts.
:heart: Stinky Breath Jones :heart:
I'm wit you on dat. Couldn't dey sent someting better dan dat!!! A tweat wodda been beddar!
Solly :doah:
Hang in there buddy! Santy Claus comes 3 weeks from tomorrow! Have a good week Porky Pie!
That is too funny! And to think you already tried to eat it! :brushteeth:
LOL! That is too funny!
Maddewoo says "PHOOEY" to da toofbwush. first dere's a toofbwush, den a toe chop, den a BUTT SQUEEZE. How hoomilyating.
Porky that's not a gift, that's a thinly veiled trick to get you to brush your teeth! Don't fall for it! Hold out for the tweets!!!
Awwww mannnn....Porky Pie, too bad you didn't get ta eat it before yore momma tokt it away from you!! We hope you get betta gifts den dat fwom Santa Claus!!!
Zoe and Winston
Chilie says: I hate da toothbrush! But at least my toothpaste is chicken flavored...
Our mummy is a dentimist and it doesn't stop with toothbrushing and toothpaste!! The vet laughs because our teefs are nice and clean and he thinks it is funny that mum puts us in a headlock to brush out teef and sometimes she gets the poker-thingy out and scrapes our teef clean too. They do feel nice afterwards but it's a bit much being pinned down! I guess that's why she doesn't see hooman patients anymore cos they would wrestle her right back.
Fanks for all da sympafies. I am still mad about dat gift. My toofpaste is beef flavored, but I hate da feeling of da brush on my teef!! My mama does da headlock fing too. Cept i fink i'm lucky, she doesn't hab one of dose pokey fings you are talking about. I hope Sandy Paws brings me somefing better for Christmas too. Mama sez she might gib me a dental for Christmas. Talk about a rip off! :rolleyes: She has a few days off werk so she sez it would be a perfect time. Sez who?!
Whoa Porky. Mama says WHAT about the dental for Christmas? Better check that spelling hee! :grin:
Mom also does the toofbrush, the dental floss and the pokey thing to my teef too. She has me lay flat so she doesnt' have to hold my head still. She said it was lots easier to do my great dane brother (that I never met) teeth because his lips were so loose! Mine she says are tight and hard to stretch back to those back teeth.
:2funny: My goodnesss. My spelling was way off. Fanks!! I'll hab my mama fix it. :2funny: