I'm not sure if I wike dis new house yet. Once my mama cleans up dis dump I can check it out a wittle better. Since daddy and Josh did all da moving yesterday, all da boxes are eberywhere! Mama sez, "you know how men are." Whateber dats supposed to mean. I'm being a big chicken. I won't let my mama out of my sight! :crazyeyes:
We got us two girl kitties fwom Josh. Dey are pwetty cute, but hate me. Ebery time I twy to go say hi to dem, dey hiss at me and run away! Meybbe I'll get dem to be my fwiends soon. We haben't come up wif names for dem yet so we could use some help. One is white wif gray spot anda gray tail, de odder is white wif black spots and a black tail. Mama fought it would be funny to name dem 1. Thelma and Louise, (cause dey are kinda naughty) 2. Sugar and Spice, or 3. Salt and Pepper. Mama's cat is da white and gray one. She loves to be held like a baby and sang to. She is also very playful. Daddy's cat is da white and black one. She likes to cause all da trubble wif me. She's kinda fiesty and a scardy cat. Da black one loves to hide behind the corner of the barn and wait till her sissy walks by, then pounce on her tail. Dey are really funny wittle cats.
I made pwetty good fwiends wif a fing called a sheep. She always talks to me when mama and I walk by. If I look at her da first time she talks, she gets mad and kicks da barn door. :2funny: Dere is dis odder BIG fing called a horse here too. We walked by him and he snorted at me. Mama won't let me get close to him or da sheep lady dough. She sez dey could be dangerous to me. :rolleyes: Also, we ran into a duck out here. We asked da neighbors about him and they said he just showed up one day. His name is Lester. Lester really likes to try to imitate me. If i walk fast, he walks fast. If I stick my nose up, he does too. Mama sez he's funny. Da neighbors have two dogs named Buttons and Ecko. Buttons is a yellow lab and likes to play. Ecko is a black Skipperkee and loved to bark.
Also da neighbor lady told my mama dat in da winter and late fall wez gotta look out for BIG cats. I'm not sure what dat means. :dontknow: She sez dey come up from da hills looking for lunch. She usually gets one sheep or calf taken ebery year. We don't fink dey would come up into our fenced in yard dough.
My mama is sick again. She keeps on whining about her head hurting. I start to chew on somefing or try and play ball and she sez, not now Porky Pie mama needs a nap. How many naps does one hooman need?! I'm twying to take good care of her. I'm doing a good job making sure she takes dat cough medicine dat makes her act funny. I stand at da counter barking at her till she sez not yet, or takes it. She sez it tastes awful and I can't twy any. NO FAIR MOM!!
Well, I gotta go, its time for mama to take milk to dose kitties. If you fink of any cute names pwease let mama know.
Glad to hear that your doing well Porkey!! Stick close to mamma and help her get well! She needs you to be nice and quiet for a bit longer. You can do it though! Your a big boy right?
Two new sisters uh? Well after reading how you described them I would have to suggest Lucy and Ethel!! Or I do like the Thelma and Louise!!
Well have fun with all the new animals around there but be careful!!
Mel Mimi and Tuttle.
I shoulda read this post first. Porky, it is so nice to see that you have made two kitty friends. Momma is right though, stay away from the sheep and the horsie....they are much too big for you and may hurt you by accident. Don't be too hard on your momma right now to clean up the clutter as she doesn't feel good....I am sure if you take real good care of her that she will start feeling better real real soon. We have a black and white kitty who has spots on her and we call her Callie because she looks like a cow...hahaha....I do like Thelma and Louise also....that is cute. Enjoy your new house Porky Pie and please be careful of those BIG CATS out there!