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Title: Latest News on DNA Testing of The Herd
Post by: Doxherding Karen on October 29, 2007, 05:13:26 AM
As Ricky Ricardo would say, "Somebody's got sum 'splainin' to do!"

Merlin's DNA test came back with NO dachshund or basset, but with Yorkshire Terrier, Miniature Schnauzer, and Bernese Mountain Dog.

NOW BEAU"S DNA test came back.  His dirty little secret is about to be revealed. . .
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NO DACHSHUND!
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NO BASSET HOUND!!
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Bernese Mountain Dog and Italian Greyhound!

So, if BMDs are BIG and Italian Greyhounds have long spindly legs, so fragile the rescue site on the Web warns potential owners about the inevitability of high vet bills and broken legs, how did Our beloveed Beau, with short, achrondroplastic tree stumps for legs, weighin in at a robust 19 pounds, get this kind of ancestry??
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"It was the cat!"

Karen :2funny:
Title: Re: Latest News on DNA Testing of The Herd
Post by: Jeri on October 29, 2007, 05:21:50 AM
I am beginning to think the DNA test simply cannot pick up the dachshund gene.
Title: Re: Latest News on DNA Testing of The Herd
Post by: Doxherding Karen on October 29, 2007, 05:51:06 AM
Quote from: Jeri on October 29, 2007, 05:21:50 AM
I am beginning to think the DNA test simply cannot pick up the dachshund gene.
OF COURSE!!

They're so short, they're "under the radar"!!  ROFL!

Karen :2funny:
Title: Re: Latest News on DNA Testing of The Herd
Post by: janetleej on October 29, 2007, 07:56:46 AM
Can that be right?

Janet
Title: Re: Latest News on DNA Testing of The Herd
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on October 29, 2007, 10:55:25 AM
LOL well thanks for that Karen, now we know not to spend our money on this DNA test.  :grin:
Title: Re: Latest News on DNA Testing of The Herd
Post by: David C. on October 29, 2007, 11:58:09 AM
I'd love to see what would happen if we did a DNA test on Zora & Zeke -- half siblings with a very well-documented bloodline to see what they come up with....German Shepherd and Belgian Police Dog?
Title: Re: Latest News on DNA Testing of The Herd
Post by: cheryl186 on October 29, 2007, 12:00:47 PM
 :2funny:...oh my....too funny!!!  I think whomever is processing your dna tests has a screw loose :crazyeyes:
Title: Re: Latest News on DNA Testing of The Herd
Post by: Teresa on October 29, 2007, 07:10:09 PM
The thing that makes it questionable is that both have Bernese mountain dog in them. If they both had two completely different breeds I wouldn't question it as much (even though they look just like dachshunds to me), but for both to have Bernese mountain dogs, hmmmmm...
Title: Re: Latest News on DNA Testing of The Herd
Post by: Dianne on October 29, 2007, 07:43:18 PM
Yea, right, that short-legged doggity sure does look like an Italian Greyhound!   :2funny:  And crossed with a Burneses Mountain dog too!  What a hoot!  '

Obviously, I think the DNA scanner is out of calibration...or the samples got mixed up.  Imagine...you have an Italian Greyhound mix and the DNA comes back and says...dachshund!      :wink:
Title: Re: Latest News on DNA Testing of The Herd
Post by: papbouv on October 29, 2007, 08:05:26 PM
Looks like a Doxie to me too neither of the breeds they mentioned have log bodies or short  legs so where did the short legs come from ?????
Papbouv
Title: Re: Latest News on DNA Testing of The Herd
Post by: Kari on October 29, 2007, 09:06:53 PM
Hmmmmmmm...I'm wondering if the people testing might be a little confused  :verdict:  :doah:
Title: Re: Latest News on DNA Testing of The Herd
Post by: doxielady5569128 on October 31, 2007, 11:30:45 AM
 :2funny:  Well, um...maybe they just aren't done growing?  :2funny:  The test sounds a little off to me as well.  If I had the time, money, etc....I'd send in a sample of Porky's DNA to be tested.  Wonder what he'd turn out to be???  An Irish Wolfhound maybe???   :2funny:    Porky's bloodlines are well documented too so it would be interesting to see if dachshund showed up on his. 

I just can't get over the Bermese Mountain Dog and Italian Greyhound combo....can you imagine.  That would honsetly be a really weird looking dog.  Imagine, a Huge muscular body with long spindly legs.   :funnyup:  Too funny!