Da worstest fing happened today. After da showing, some guys were in da courtyard of da townhouse working on da spwinklers. I had to go real bad, so mama opened da door. Dere was dis HUGE guy standing dere right on our patio!! I growled at him and he sat on da concwete and baby talked me. I slowly inched cwoser to see wat dis guy was gonna do. (I had to pwotect mama.)
Den he reached down and put his HUGE hand on my head. He said I was adorable and asked my mama how old I was. She told him I'm two. He looked surprised and said, oh wow, I thought he was just a pup. EXCUSE ME?! :ticked: I am not a pup. I'm a big boy now. I can even be good...most days. Some people. :rolleyes:
He was a nice man dough and he eben said I was da most dorable fing he eber saw. Oh yeah, and he was on our patio because dats where da valves and stuff to da underground sprinkler system in located. So...don't worry he wasn't after us. Besides....since we're headed for da farm, wez got our .22 by da door. Its waiting to go in da truck. Mama and daddy heard coyotes yipping last night right on da edge of da pwoperty. Luckiwy dey were far away from our yard. We might get us some guinnea hnsfor out dere. Dat would be fun. I can't wait to chase dem around!!! Also, I saw a kitty out dere who loves me. I fink we're going to be good buddies.
We still haben't found our Petey. :crybaby2: Mama sez if we don't find him our fwiend Josh has bwand new kitties and said we could hab one or two. :apls: I weally would like a doxie sister or brudder, but we haben't convinced dad yet. :pray: So...mama and I hope we can convince him. We want a baby dog around the house. Den I can teach it all sorts of fun stuff!
:heart: Porky Pie
Don't feel bad Porky - people call me a puppy all the time, and I'm almost THIRTEEN YEARS OLD!
Guinness :BangHead:
I know what you mean, Porky Pie. One time I was in a pet pawade and a bunch of wittle girls yelled out "Ooooooh, look at the baby wienerdog!" Hrrrumph. At da time I was at weast 5 years old. 'Course maybe the weason dey said that was cuz mommy had me dwessed up in baby diaper pants and a bonnet. How hooomiliyating. Dowwy had da getup. So my fwend, I feel yer pain. Weally I do.
:heart:Maddewoo
Did not know a Doxie would protect a momma????
Papbouv
Amy here, know your pain everyone thinks I'm a puppy, so I just pull myself up to my full height and stare.
AmY
Oh Yes, Papbouv, I'm very tective of my mamma. If anyone comes to da door dey have to get permission from me first to go near my mamma. Otherwise I bark at them.
Good I'm glad I'm da onwy one who gets called a puppy. And Guiness, You still get called a puppy and you're THIRTEEN?! Wow, I guess it won't eber end den huh? Just cause we're small doesn't mean we're babies. Sheesh!
Hey, don't knock it. I play da pupper angle for extwa attenshun and tweets and lots of cuddling and belly rubs :thumb:
How many senior doggies get DAT kind of love from everybody??
Guinness :wink:
Hey Porky Pie...Dis is Pwincess Bea. I'm a wittle bit over a year old but I LOVE bein da baby! You can WEALLY get what ya want fwom yer mama when ya gib her da sweet baby dog look! Course, you are a big boy so it might be different fer you but just keep in mind dat sometimes it's a good thing to be wittle!
Zoe and Winston love being called babies...gets them lots of extra love and attention!!! I am sorry Petey hasn't been found but I hope you can get another kitty to come and live with you :thumb: It's really good that you have a new kitty friend to play with :apls: I am glad that you protect your momma....you are such a big boy.....and so courageous :apls: :apls:
Tuttle here, I am with you on the baby deal Porkey! Can't these people tell we are macho big boy dogs? OH and I protect my momma as well. I don't even like my daddy kissing her. I nip his leg every time and put forth my mean growl every time. And it works too, he is too busy laughing to kiss her so my job is done!!
Mel Mimi and Tuttle
People would call Max a puppy even when he was past his 17th birthday. It's the small size. Most people think small dog = puppy.