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Title: Eddie here - I need help
Post by: Marcia from MI on October 10, 2007, 08:10:52 AM
Da kitty named Cleo is being mean to me.  She lays on the floor in the doorway of mom's bedroom and won't let me out.  Den wast night I was sitting wif mom watching television being a good boy.  Den I got up to go down da ramp and Ms Kitty lay down at the top of da ramp and wouldn't move so I could go down .  Dat kitty is really being mean to me lately, but does mom help me - NO she just laughs at everything.

I need help here.

Title: Re: Eddie here - I need help
Post by: Doxherding Karen on October 10, 2007, 08:35:40 AM
Yo, Eddie, my man, yuh uh need us to come and smack dis feline awoun for yuh?  She ain't no Cleopatra, da Queenn of Da Nile!

Beau Corleone Leaky and the paisanos in Da Herd :rescue: :rescue: :rescue: :rescue:
Title: Re: Eddie here - I need help
Post by: Mike on October 10, 2007, 11:06:31 AM
Clifford:  you tell that Ms Cleo that unless she wants to be dental floss, she'd better move and then give her a big toothy smile.
Title: Re: Eddie here - I need help
Post by: cheryl186 on October 10, 2007, 11:23:36 AM
Eddie:   Zoe and Winston are packing their bags and "the big guns" to come out there and smack that kitty around for you!!!!! Puppy Power to the Rescue!!! :rescue: :rescue:
Title: Re: Eddie here - I need help
Post by: Merion on October 10, 2007, 12:54:35 PM
Zena is on her way too.  As fast as she runs she should be there very quickly.  If she would swim she would make it faster but she doesn't like pools or water.
She will jump back and forth over her till the kitty can't see straight.  Although sometimes the jump over ends up right on top of her target.  Just ask poor Zack.   
Merion & the ZZ's
Title: Re: Eddie here - I need help
Post by: Barb on October 10, 2007, 01:39:08 PM
Eddie......hey dude - know what your long snout is for?   Bouncing dat kitty off of YOUR ramp !!!!    Just place your snout under her body and flip her right off !!!!   Woo Hoo   :hello2:

Rudy Ivey from Texas
(strong snout will travel.....if ya' need some help   :2funny:  )
Title: Re: Eddie here - I need help
Post by: doxielady5569128 on October 10, 2007, 01:53:35 PM
Hey dude, dis is Porky Pie, I'll run circles around dat cat and make her dizzy, den you can pounce right ober her!!   :apls:
Title: Re: Eddie here - I need help
Post by: Sandishooligans on October 10, 2007, 02:04:02 PM
I don't tink dat kitty kat stands a chance


Annonymouse
Title: Re: Eddie here - I need help
Post by: PattyInAK on October 10, 2007, 02:17:30 PM
Eddie, that kitty is just messin' with you.  Call his bluff, just go over the top of him.
-Willy and Alex