I had a pwetty good day today. I'm feewing great and now, eben looking bedda! My day started by waking up all cuddled under da cobers wif momma and daddy. Dat was cozy. :apls: Den momma called da vet to see if she could hab dem gwoom me and mess wif my butt again. Dey said dey were too busy :nana: and had wots of sick dogs.
So..I was happy and figured dat was dat. Den Momma and Daddy talked on da phone to somebody else. Next fing I know, I'm getting put in my cwate and going in da car!! :hello2: YES!!! Wel we dwive for a little bit and den dey start getting me out. And den I take one sniff and wealize, "Howy Cwap!!!, dey took me to da gwoomer lady dat always cuts my nails!" I was a good boy dough and wet dem take me in dere, i didn't eben pwotest. Don't get me wong, I really lub dis lady dat gwooms me, but who lubs da toe chops and butt squeeze? I was nice to her dough, cause if you can make it frew da whole ordeal wifout cwying or barking at her, specially not bitin, she gibs you da most yummy tweats eber!! Momma asked her for da wecipe ,but she sez its a secwet. :doah:
So...I gots myself all cweaned up and eben gots da tweat afterwards. :meme: Den, we picked up momma fwom her meeting, and went home. When we gots home da neighbors were outside, talking to da landlady. When we gots outta da car, I made sure to put on my bestest smile since, she doesn't wike me too much. I usually gwowl at her, but went for da charm today. Da landlady came up and said hi, and I eben let her touch me. She said I looked nice wif my bow on. Den i let da neigbors pet me after dat. I got tweats from dem too after momma said it was okay. I hit da jackpot today. But, momma made me save dose last two tweats, i can't eat dem till later. Maybe tomorrow. :BangHead: She's sez too many tweats are bad for da tummy. :dontknow: How would she know?
Anyway...I hope you all had a good day, I'm going to go now, I gots to eat dis bow dat is tied on my collar. I am a Boy, I don't do bows!!
:heart: Porky Pie
P.s> I'm hiding fwom momma cuz she wants a picture of me wif my bow. :angel4:
Hurry mom - get a picture !!!! Porky - no eating the bow - that will upset your tummy too !!! Glad you are feeling better !
Barb,
I still haven't gotten that picture. But, Porky was a good boy and didn't eat it....yet. I'm hoping he'll leave it on his collar long enough to last until we get to my in-laws tonight. They wanted to see it. Believe me it is adorable. Porky seems embarrassed by it though? :dontknow:
Porky, dis is Winston. For goodness sake man.....we boys don't do bows!!! :confused:Gits dat bow offin yer collar .....unless it will git you tweats at da in-walls house :meme: :meme:
Porky!! Winston!! REAL MEN are in touch with their feminine sides and aren't threatened by bows, pink, or Barbra Streisand songs!
Dr. Cage Aux Folles Leaky :walk:
Yo...Porky. Dis is Toby-Man here. Dude....LOSE DA BOW! Ya gotta keep yer man card Bro!
Porky here: Pwobwem solved. Da bow is histowy. :nana: And...momma neber did get a picture of it. :apls: My trustwordy c-a-t fwiend, Spike Lee helped me get dat fing off on Saturday night. :thumb: Yes, boys, dere is a twustwordy c-a-t! I was shocked too! :dontknow: He used his claws to pwy dat fing off of me. It was kinda scawy cuz i didn't know what he was doing at first. :confused: Once I figured it out, I made sure to wiggle a lot so it would come lose easier.