Hey dis is Porky Pie. I gots me a big secret! Don't wet my momma know bout dis one okay? Keep it quiet!! Anyvay, I was pwaying round and voila!!! I found momma's driber's wisence. I fought to myself, hey..she needs dis fing at da bank, and to dwive to work. :thinik: So...being da smart boy dat I am. I took it!!! And..I buried it deep in da depths of my cwate. Neber to be found agin. Well, at least till da weekend when momma steals my bwankies to wash dem.
Guess wat else? Momma has looked and looked all ober da house and can't find it!!! Onwy me and daddy know bout it. And he's not tellin' cause he finks it funny too! Its a 'spiracy I tell ya. Momma had to call my hoogwandma to gib her a ride to werk today since she couldn't find da fing I hid. Aren't I ebil?!! I'm pwacticin' being ebil cuz momma gots me a debil costume for hallerween!
Pwease, pwease keep my secwet. I don't wants her to find out.
Silence CAN be bought. How many Puperonis do you have on hand?
Merlin :angel4:
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: Porky, you are TOO MUCH! We know this was a none too subtle hint that you want your mommy to ALWAYS stay home with you.
:funnyup: hahaha....way to go Porky!!!! You are going to make a good debil at Halloween.....Keep up the good work and enjoy your momma being home wif you!!! :2funny:
i'm gwad you all fought my twick was funny! Momma finawy discobered my hidin pwace. Cuz she went to do da wash earwy. She went to reach in da kennel and I 'mmediately stared at her just waitin', and daddy started cracking up. She knew somefing was going on but didn't know what. She pulled out all da bwankies and Plop out it fell. She just kinda looked at it and looked at me totawy puzzled. Den she laughed and laughed till she had dem tear fings in her eyes. :funnyup: Den instead of me getting in twubble she gab me a big hug, and guess what she called me?! She called me her little debil dog!! :meme: WOOHOO!! I fink I'm ebil enouf now to fit in dat costume. Momma sez she'll twy to get a picture of me in it, but so far ebery time I been wearing it i gets so excited I run and run and run. (Too fast for da camewa)
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Hey, Porky, no teef marks on da license?
You iz fallin' down on da job, 'lil brudder.
Beau - the Book Critic :angel4:
("Beau the book destroyer is more like it.")
("Shut up Merlin, at least I don't bolt every time the door opens.")
("Whatever. . .")
Well to be honest wif ya Beau, dere is some teef marks on da liscence, but just in da corna'. I knew I'd be in BIG twubble if I ate it.