Here I am at home feewing negwected and unlubbed! I am still on da icky cwate rest, but onwy for 4 hours today. But, when I'm out its no fun cause my momma gots so much work to be done dat she just frows da ball and doesn't eben care when i bring it back! :BangHead: Dat makes me mad! It's no fun to pway ball like dat! Momma sez "Porky Pie...I'm glad you're feeling better, but I have work to do and you need to entertain yourself right now. I'll play with you in 20 minutes."
Can you bewieve she would make me, da cute little sick doxie :grin:, wait?! Now dats some nerve right dere. And...20 minutes is WAY too long!! In her defense she does hab wots to do. 'Specially since I shredded da toilet paper roll under da couch, and ate my entire BOBO. The remnants of dat are all ober da fwoor!! It looks wike it snowed in here. :2funny: I had tons of fun doing it till i saw momma's face abter she came home from cleaning church all morning. She sez its going take a good hour to cwean it all up cuz i keeps rolling in it and spreading it back round faster den she can pick it up. I know she's not too mad at me cuz she keeps laffing at me. :funnyup:
Momma habs anodder two hours of cweaning to do at church, has to work at 5, and habs to cwean our house when she gets home. Cuz a certain wittle doxie messed it all up. : :angel4: Who me????! I don't know what you're talking about...it was da neighbors I tell ya. Oh i almost fergot. I'm almost all da way bedder now. My cough is all gone. and I hab been keeping my food down jus fine. No more stinky poos for me. :apls: Maybe abter momma gets done wif work she'll cuddle me while she does her homework. We boff like doing dat.
We HATES when our mama has do do the werk...... We follow her around dus hoping dat she will sit down - den we pounce on her !!! We all need to win dat lotto - so our mama's can hire someone to come in and clean - den dey can cuddle and play wid us ALL de day long !!!!
Give her de L@@K big time......
Rudy and Brandy