Porky Pie here:
Boy am I mad!!! :cussing: Momma has been so busy dis week wif all da cwaziness dat she didn't pway ball wif me eben once!!! We usually pway dat ebery day!! Eben her fwiend wouldn't pway wif me. I fink dats fair payment for me letting dat girl stay in my house for a few days. SHEESH!! I'm twying weal hard to be a good boy, but if dis negwect continues, I may hab to take some sewious action! I need to speak to Beau Leaky attorney at law bought my wights here. I feel dey are being viowated., Can I sue??
Hey Porky Pie....dis is Winston. Do ya wanna kum wize wif me and my sissie Zoe in Zinzinnati?? Da peple here are gettin redy for Oktoberfest and we doxies are gettin tweated weally spechual around here :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: Yestiday we had "wiener waces" on da fountain square downtown....YOU WANNA COME LIVE WIF ME AND PWAY IN DA WACES AND PWAY WIF ME AND MY SISSIE??
Your fwiend,
Winnie Woo
Hang in there Porky - I bet you get lots of attention this week end....if not, Call Beau Leaky - we need to get you some help !!!!
Hang in there Porky! The week-end is here and I'm sure you will get some attention!
Dear Mr. Pie, or may I call you Porky?
It appears from your contentions that you have an actionable cause. I would be happy to work for a small retainer - say, one tub of Puperoni or the WalMart generic equivilant - if you wish to pursue.
My standard fee if we win is quite reasonable. Let me know at your earliest convenience. I must run - a Mr. Simpson is calling and I must answer line 2.
Dr. Johnny Cochran Leaky
("Pssst - Beau! Johnny Cochran is, er, dead!" :meme:)
("So is Sigmund Freud, Merlin, and no one's ever noticed!" :thumb:)
Thank you Dr. Johnny Cochran Leaky!! I do beweive you will have your hands full wif dis Simpson case. I am no longer in need of your services. The above said parties were 'fficially back to tweating me pwoperly agin. I am no longer feeling the pangs of negwect. Thank you for your concern and assistance.
Also, I would be unable to afford your small fee. It seems someone has eaten my whole tub of puperoni from walmart!! Names will be wifheld to pwotec da innocent!
No problem Mr. Pie, always glad to lend a hand as a profesional curtesy. Let me know if you need further assistance. Mr. Simpson might be available for a bit of thuggery in exchange for contraband in jail.
Dr. L. :headbang:
OKAY....THIS MAY BE THE MOST HYSTERICALLY FUNNY POST I HAVE EVER READ. I JUST SPIT OATMEAL ALL OVER MYSELF! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NICE JOB DR. LEAKY! WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU AND YOUR UHUMMMM....PROFESSIONAL SERVICES!
Quote from: TerriL on September 23, 2007, 07:34:12 AM
OKAY....THIS MAY BE THE MOST HYSTERICALLY FUNNY POST I HAVE EVER READ. I JUST SPIT OATMEAL ALL OVER MYSELF! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL NICE JOB DR. LEAKY! WHAT WOULD WE DO WITHOUT YOU AND YOUR UHUMMMM....PROFESSIONAL SERVICES!
"Scintillating conversation and witty reparte' - just another service I offer."
Dr. L. :thumb: