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Title: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: cheryl186 on September 14, 2007, 05:51:20 PM
Dis is Winston.  Fwirst of all I gots ta say I wespect Porky Pie for being da "ladies man".  He is a vwery handsum boy :thumb:  But grrrrls....dere is anudder handsum boy out dere....and his name is Winston :meme: :meme:
Is it fare dat Porky gets all da pwetty grrrls?  Wats up wif dat? :dontknow:  I fink dat Porky needs sum kompetishun wif da ladies. Sumtimes it can be weally wonely all by yurself wiffout a gurlfwiend.  I am woving and cute...(my momma sez).  I share da food bowl and lub to kuddle in da big bed wif a pwetty face.  I share my tweats and lub long womantic walks in da back yard :thumb:
I am kwean and take bafs all da time.   I wespect all da grrrrls and wuld neber make you fweel less than a kween!!!  I am healthy (my back fweels much better :wink:) an I wuld lub to meet dat spechial sumone.  Wont it pwease be you?  If you like my piktures pwease weply to me.  I kurrently hab no grrrlfwiend and sumtimes am wonely.  I wuld lub to hab a speshial sumone in my life to pamper and lub.  Yurs twuly, "Winnie Woo".
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: Sandishooligans on September 14, 2007, 06:29:14 PM
Oh my!!!!!! :heart: :heart: :heart:
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: Barb on September 14, 2007, 07:28:04 PM
Winston - you are a most handsome boy....  I am sure you will have the ladies fighting to be your girl !!!!
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Post by: jillkilleen on September 14, 2007, 07:50:53 PM
Vivie says.....hey big boy! those are some racy piccies.  I did not know you were the centerfold for playweenie!!!! :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:
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Post by: LUVMYGUNNER on September 14, 2007, 08:29:06 PM
That is just to cute.  :)
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: doxielady5569128 on September 14, 2007, 08:42:56 PM
hey dere Winston,
Dis is Porky Pie.  I will gladwy share my ladies wif you.  All yous gotta do is ask.   I'm not sure why I'm such a ladies man.  I know you will be dough, cause you are one good looking dude!!  My momma sez so.    Pwetty soon all dose girls will be swooning ober you too.  Good Luck wif da lady catchin'  Let me know if I can be of any 'ssistance to you!   

your buddy,
Porky Pie
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: cheryl186 on September 14, 2007, 09:24:25 PM
Hey dere Porky Pie....dis is Winston.  Fank you for wantin to share da ladies wif me.  That shore is sportin of you.  I preciate da offer to help....maybe I kuld  :call: you sumtime and you kuld gib me dat expert advice you hab on attracktin all the pwetty grrrrls.  I fink my piccys must be pwetty fast cause da lady before called em "racy"  :dontknow:  wadeber dat means!!

ps:  ssshhhh....but it's a sekret me puttin dese piccys on here.  My momma duznt know I did it.... :2funny:....we doxies are lots smarter den dey gib us kredit for :thumb:

Yur Friend,
Winston
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: Kelly on September 15, 2007, 08:45:16 AM
Winston you are ONE HANDSOME DUDE! Have a good week little buddy! :thumb:
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: Teresa on September 15, 2007, 12:09:07 PM
Schatzi wanted me to tell you that she is definitely interested! She said she will post her pictures and a note to you a little later, she just didn't want you to think that no girls were interested in you. Right now she is busy defended her humans against the noises outside (although her humans would be quite happy if she would just settle down and be quiet for awhile).
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: Frankys_mom on September 15, 2007, 02:59:25 PM
 :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

Dear Winston,
I luv dose pics....I weally like red boys.  You can come and snuggle wiff me anytime... I gots a big yard, lots of toys, and snuggly blankies.  We can hide under da bed together to avoid my bratty big brudder, Franky.  My mom said somefin about rubbing your nice belly, shes' purdy good at dat but watch out 'cause she likes to give baffs (which I like) but den she chops our toes, pokes our ears, and brushes our teef.
Dis is a pic of me at our cabin near the Grand Canyon of Pennsylvania.  You could come and go on bacation wiff us.  I am glad your back is better.
Smooches
Delilah
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: Delia and girls on September 15, 2007, 03:23:36 PM
Dear Winston,

I don't know if you like curly haired red heads, but I sure like you!!! What a hunk!  :heart: Here are a some pictures of me. Check here if you like me ______   or, here if you don't like me _______


I like belly rubs...
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/texasdoxies/Ilsabellyup.jpg)

I'm athletic...
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/texasdoxies/Ilsarunningtotunnel-1.jpg)

And my momma says I'm cute!
(http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y245/texasdoxies/Ilsa2005.jpg)

Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: Roberta on September 15, 2007, 05:05:48 PM
 :grin: hello stud muffin itz mez Amy Iz fink you are so cute.........................just don't tell Oliver as he thinks he's hot pants.
AmY
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: cheryl186 on September 15, 2007, 07:38:12 PM
 :heart: :heart: :heart:  Wow....hello girrrls...dis is Winston.  I fink you all are soooo beautiful.....Schatzi, I cant wate to see yur piccys....Delilah...wuld lub to bisit Pennsulvania and da kabin...you are soooo kute :wave: I am glad you lub red boys.  Ilsa....I fink dat yur kurly red hair is soooo pwetty :wink: and Wee Amy...you look so pwetty in yur new coat yur momma made you.  And am gwad yur back is better too.  I tought dat my last piccys were a wittle wacy (I found out what that means) and I posted a better piccy of me so dat you grrrls can see dat I am da gentleman.  I am sooo happy dat you grrrls wike me :wink:  It will be vwery fun to talk to you .....mebbe sumday I can bisit you all :heart: :heart:   Hey dere Porky....dese grrrls wike me.... :hello2: :hello2:  How bout dat?  Lub to all you grrrls....hope to talk to you and some more pwetty grrrls out dere weal soon....Take care...Winston (Winnie Woo) Anderson.
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: MyLittleBoo on September 15, 2007, 07:39:56 PM
Hi Mr. Winnie, dis is EmmyLou...   I sure gots a lot of boyfwiends, but dere is always room for more...   So, I could be your girlfwiend too...     :heart:     I sure fink dat you are weally handsome!!!   I like cuddling too, and da long walks in da back yard sound wonderful!!!   I am a redhead too...  Here are some of my "racy" piccies for you to look at...   And, let me tell you, putting dese racy piccies on here, sure gets lots of responses...  I did awhile ago for Porky Pie, and ended up wif lots more boyfwiends...   And, you better check out my bestest puppy fwien Pwincess Bea, and her big sissie Beulah...  Den dere's Hallie...   And, lots more on here...   You will definately get lots of girlfwiends...   I am proud to be one of dem....       :heart:         :angel4:        Lub~ Pwincess Emmy       :heart:

PS~ I will eben share my favorite squeakies wif you...   And, my favorite bwankie....      :meme:
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: Kari on September 15, 2007, 10:18:11 PM
I know I'm a little late in replying but I am available and would love a boyfriend!! I am very energetic and like to got for walks, but I'm a good snuggler. I'm interested if you are!
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: cheryl186 on September 15, 2007, 10:25:13 PM
Kari, this is Winston's Momma and I wil definitely show him your piccy of Penny...she sure is a sweetheart :heart: :heart: :heart:.....I know that he will definitely be interested in being Penny's boyfriend.  My boy is sooo happy since he has so many cute girls who have responded to his pictures.   :hello2: :hello2:

ps:  I just can't figure how he posted the dag gone pictures in the first place :thinik:
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: Barb on September 16, 2007, 07:49:44 AM
Quote from: Delia and girls on September 15, 2007, 03:23:36 PM
Dear Winston,

I don't know if you like curly haired red heads, but I sure like you!!! What a hunk!  :heart: Here are a some pictures of me. Check here if you like me ______   or, here if you don't like me _______



Dear Ilsa,
You still hold a very special place in my   :heart:    I guess you are ready to move on since we habn't seen each other in a long time.  I am very proud of the work you are doing at the nursing home.

Licks,
Rudy Ivey
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: Delia and girls on September 16, 2007, 09:59:10 AM
Hi Rudy,

I still think about you, but I wasn't sure how you felt. I have a neighbor boy who looks just like you. His name is Rocket and Gretchen is in love! She sits with him and protects him from the big, scary pool in his backyard.

Thank you for being proud of me. I just got back from Petsmart. I got a new collar to wear next time at the nursing home. Mom messed up her work schedule and has to work the first Sat of Oct., so we don't get to go 'til November!
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: cheryl186 on September 16, 2007, 11:07:50 AM
Dear Rudy and Ilsa:  Hello, Dis is Winston.  I fink dat you two make a bery nice kuple and I dont wanna come inbetween twue lub..... :heart: :heart:......you two hab a histry together.  I hab lotsa udder grrrls who wike me and wanna be my grrrlfwrends.  So, pwease, you two need to be togedder bekuse you care for each udder.  I wuld lub to be a fwiend to da both of you (not in da boyfriend way but just as a fwiend) So pwease get togedder and pwease be my fwiend. :wink3:

Yurs twuly,

Winston
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: cheryl186 on September 16, 2007, 11:31:30 AM
Hummmmm....my last post gibs me an idea!  Mebbe I kuld open da bizness...."Winston Anderson, Phd"..."Kuple Kounselwer"..... :argue: :fight: :violent1: :boxing: :pain10:...."No Pwoblem Too Big or Too Small"....I kuld make lotsa fwiends and lotsa weenies vwery happy :thumb:

For a fwiendly ear to wisten or for good advice, just kontakt me at wienerwritings.com.....

"Winnie Woo is Here for You" :wink:
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: doxielady5569128 on September 16, 2007, 02:50:07 PM
Winston,
I knew dose girls would be all ober you!   Us handsome dudes, gotta stick togedder.   I'm gwad your piccies brought da 'ttention of da ladies so quick.   If you need any furder 'ssistance, let me know.   I fink you and I could be good fweinds.   We bof like da ladies.  I wost count of how many girfwiends i have.  Looks wike you will soon too.    :hello2: 

Good Luck! 
Porky Pie
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: doxielady5569128 on September 16, 2007, 02:53:22 PM
Oh yeah...One more fing.  i fergot to mention earwier.  I fink you would make a gweat kounsewor!!   You seem wike an understanding guy. 
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: Doxherding Karen on September 16, 2007, 05:54:39 PM
Hey, eveerybody, what am I - Chopped liver? :dontknow:

Feeling unloved, :confused:

Dr. Sigmund Freud Leaky

"Talk to me - I put the FUN in dysfunctional!" :wink:
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: cheryl186 on September 16, 2007, 06:04:35 PM
Hey, Dr. Sigmund Freid Leaky:   Dis is Winston.  I habnt seen you on here so I habn't gotten to talk to you.  I am a bery understanding kinda fella....wuld you like to hab a new bizness partner?  We kuld be kalled "Leaky and Woo....here for you!!"...... :thumb:  We kuld make millions and wuld make lotsa weenie fwiends bery happy!! :headbang:

If you wuld wanna go into bizness togedder, just kontact me at 1-800-WIN-NIE WOO...or just post a weply to wienerwritings.com.

Eggerly awaiting yur weply,

Yur Fwiend, Winston Anderson :wink:
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: cheryl186 on September 16, 2007, 06:09:26 PM
Ummm....I almost furgot, Schatzi...where are you?   :meme: :meme:  :pic: Eggerly awaiting dose beauuutiful piccys of such a sweet grrrrl.... :heart: :heart: :heart:
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: TerriL on September 16, 2007, 06:53:09 PM
Dis is Pwincess Bea and me and my sissie Buelah tink dat Winston is VEEEEWWWWYYYYY Handsome! 
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: Teresa on September 16, 2007, 07:15:13 PM
Sowwy Winston, Mamma was bizzy and I culdn't make da piccies wittle enuf!
Here dey are. You will see, I am wed, but also hab a wot of bwack in me, too. Mamma says dat makes me more bootiful! I hab ver 'spressful eyes, too!
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: cheryl186 on September 17, 2007, 04:34:46 AM
Schatzi....WOWWIE  :heart::headbang:...Porky Pie, you were rite.....I have sooooo many grrrlfwiends, I can't count!!!  I am so gwad dat Delilah, Schatzi, Pwincess Bea, Emmylou, Penny, Buelah, Maddewoo (who didn't send me her piccys.... :dontknow:) Amy, and Ilsa wanna be my grrrltwiends :hello2: :hello2:  Hey Vivie....culd we see yur piccies too?  :pic:  Thank you all for wesponding to my post.... :hkiss:

ps:  I mite not post too much in da next kuple dayz....am huntin for an office to set up my kownselor praktice :thumb:   Oh Dr. Leaky......you out dere??

pss:  My sissie Zoe is jwealous..... :nana:
Title: Re: Enybuddy Wanna?
Post by: Doxherding Karen on September 17, 2007, 12:15:24 PM
Quote from: cheryl186 on September 17, 2007, 04:34:46 AM
ps:  I mite not post too much in da next kuple dayz....am huntin for an office to set up my kownselor praktice :thumb:   Oh Dr. Leaky......you out dere??

"Thank you for contacting the office of Dr. Leaky.  Dr. Leaky is busy right now either consulting with a client, chasing an ambulance, or destuffing a cushion.  He will get back to you at his first opportunity."

Pssst, Beau - ix-nay on the ambulance chasing. :meme:  Auntie Karen has spies everywhere!"

"You're right Guinness.  Thanks." :wink: