PorkyPie here:
I made a ittty bitty mistake today. Little puppers head my warning....do NOT twy dis at home!!!
Momma was eating her bweakfast and da doorbell rang. She got up to answer it and set her ceweal down on da table. Normawy, I weave fings awone, so she wasn't worried bout it. :angel4:
Well I hurried and gobbled it all up afore she could catch me. Den I innocently sat back down on da big chair. :angel4: Who me???! :dontknow: i don't know what you're talking bout mom, dere was no ceweal in dat bowl...Er...I mean...what ceweal???! :grin:
Den momma started fweaking out. she sez, "Porky Pie, you dummy, you're allergic to milk!!" OOPS!! :doah: I didn't know dere was milk in dere. By dis time, my tummy was rumbling and i was, well you know... den she frew me in my kennel and called da vet.
Da vet just laughed at me soon as i came in da door. Meanie! I guess I was walking funny or somefing??? Dey said i would be okay and gab m some medicine for my upset tummy. Dey said dat i would pwobabwy hab some tummy pwobwems for a few days since it was whole gwain ceweal. Too much fiber, whatebr dat means. :dontknow:
All I know is my belly is swollen and dat medicine makes me sweepy. So...lesson learned, neber eber steal momma's ceweal!
Awww, Porky, I am sorry your tummy hurts and really hope you feel better soon. But seriously, you learned your lesson? Who are you kiddin'? You'll do it again if you can. Have Mommy learn the lesson about keeping her cereal out of the reach of opportunistic dachsies!
Jeri,
i had tought the cereal was out of reach for him. Unfortunately, i didn't see that one of the chairs were pushed out just enough to allow him to climb up there. Little stinker! I'm just glad he's feelng better now.
Leopold knew the chair trick, too. There isn't much that's out of a dachsie's reach if her puts his mind to it!
Give the lactose intolerant larcenist a hug from me.
Quote from: doxielady5569128 on September 01, 2007, 01:31:55 PM
Jeri,
i had tought the cereal was out of reach for him. Unfortunately, i didn't see that one of the chairs were pushed out just enough to allow him to climb up there. Little stinker! I'm just glad he's feelng better now.
I truely believe that there is no way to outsmart a doxie when it comes to food! :verdict: As soon as you think you have all your bases covered they find a new way to sneak in and get the food. :rolleyes:
Hope PorkeyPie feels better soon! :bandaid:
Schatzi would be in trouble if she were to become allergic to milk. She gets to have the last little bit of the milk from my cereal each morning (spoiled-not this dog!)
If I forget, she WILL remind me!
We were very lucky, I don't like much milk on my cereal and I only had two small bites left in the bowl when I left it. If he would have gotten more I'm afraid he would have a tummy ache for much longer. He perked up about an hour ago and seems to be acting like his normal self again. Back to licking daddy's ears and rip roaring around the living room. :apls: His belly is still a little bloated, but other than that i think he's okay.
Porky you are not alone if the chair is left out Patches will get on the table if she has a chance you just wanted what your Momma was eating maybe Momma needs that new Soy Milk out so you can also have some cereal in the mornings some dog food company should make cereal for dogs so they can have cereal in the mornings with their people? Glad you are on the mend you another story for your book your Momma needs to write so she will have an account at the vets prepaid visits for life.
Papbouv
Porky Pie, I hope your tummy is all better today. Ha! When Miss Dolly lived here, you didn't dare keep a chair pulled out for easy table access. If you did, you could count on a dachshund table dance and snarfing of whatever was available. Dolly's personal favorite was spaghetti and she had sneaky ways of getting the hoomans away from the table so that she could hop up and help herself. Thankfully, our Madderoo isn't that bouncy so chairs left out are okay again.
Poor Porky Pie...I hope your tummy is all better today too!!! :comfort:
Chiming in Little late with a comment and a funny story. . .
Dachshund proof places to put food - the oven and the microwave.
One time my kids left the pizza box on the dining room table and Cooper-Angel, the border collie/lab dachsie-wanna-be, got up on the table and ate the entire pie. So I took to always putting the pizza boxes in the oven. After all, I was trained from childhood to ALWAYS look in the oven when turning it on - Mom kept the cast iron in there, because the pilot light always kept it from getting yukky. So imagine my laughter one day when D'Niel came up to me with his eyes like saucers! He was playing in the back yard when the kitchen door flew open and out ran his sister Pinky, cursing up a blue streak, with a flaming pizza box in her hand! She threw it into the yard, stomped back into the kitchen and slammed the door! D'Niel was all of nine at the time and thought his sister had gone 'round the bend! LOL 'til tears ran down my face!!
I miss those moments with my kids.
Karen :heart: