Hey guys! I've got a real funny story to tell you all. As long as you pwomise not to tell my momma I told you! Okay, on Saturday momma had a weally bad headache all day from da big fire in our awea. Anyway...she decided that a really hot bath would help. So...she went up da stairs, (of course I followed her), and got da baf ready. I'm still kinda confused about what happened, but I fink da bafftub ate her. :dontknow: All I know is she got in and closed da sliding door, like she does to take a shower. Somefing about keeping da steam in... :dontknow: :dontknow:
Next fing I know, cause i fell asweep..., Momma is saying hey...Porky! and keeps on saying it. I keep looking round to see where da heck she is. :crazyeyes: I can't find her anywhere. So...I go back to sweep. Den I hear her yell, "PORKY PIE....SPEAK!" I must confess I almost peed it scared me so bad. :doah: Den I barked my loudest bark and momma started banging on da shower door. I still dont know why. :dontknow: Den finawy dad got home from werk and came running up da stairs to see what all da ruckus was about.
Soon as he came in Momma said, "Help....I'm stuck." Den he just started laughing and laughing! :2funny: Den momma got to laughing and of course i joined in wif my barking again. :2funny: After about a half hour daddy finawy got momma outta dat tub. Still not sure what happened, somefing about da door getting bwoken. :dontknow: All I know is...serves her right for gibing me dose toe chops earlier!!! Karma... :2funny:
:heart: Porky Pie
P.S. Momma says to tell you despite her getting eaten by da tub, she is doing just fine. I'm glad she got out when she did, I was getting hungwy.
Oh no! Your poor mommy! You are my hewo, Powky cuz you helped your mommy......even if it's kinda funny she got stuckted. You deserve wots of tweets for your bwavewy in helping your mommy get unstuckted.
Wuv, Maddewoo
Oh no !!! Sure glad dad got home to let her out !!! Good boy for not peeing when you spoke !!!!
:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:OH PORKY!!!! DAT IS DA FUNIEST FING WE EBER HERD!!!! YOU ARE A HERO FOR KEEPING YER MOMMA SAFE UNTIL YER DADDY GOTS HOME....
Fanks! Momma finks its pwetty funny now too. Needless to say we called da landlord and complained about the shower door getting broked while momma was in da tub!! :cussing: We pay good money for dis pwace, so fings should be in tip top shape. We asked for it to be fixed almost 2 months ago because we were worried dis might happen. Luckiwy momma was onwy in da baftub a few hours. LOL Coulda been worse I guess. :2funny: