I fink I'm in a wittle twubble. Perhaps a "tinkle" of twubble. :wink: My hoo dad was weading his favorite newspaper, (da Sunday one) and I kept asking him to just let me outta da room. Well, he left da room an I made a BIG mistake. I took a tinkle all ober da cwassifieds. :doah: Dats his favowite part by da way. I just don't know why I couldn't run down da stairs and ask momma to let me outside, but I fink I was mad.
Unfortunatewy, to make matters worse, da paper was sitting on da carpet and I had a lot saved up. (if ya know what I'm gettin at) :crazyeyes: So....I gots into bigger twubble cause it was on da carpet. Lucky for me dough, dad had stacked da paper up so it was fick enough to , well absorb it all. :pray: Fank God for dat!!
Also, anodder lucky fing, My momma was da one who found it. So I onwy got chewed out, none of da angwy dad face. Also, dad is not home so maybe momma can run out and buy a new paper and wepwace it afore he gets back??? :dontknow: Pwease, I need advice fwom da older pups, how do I fix dis mess?? :pray:
:heart: Porky Pie
Brekke here:
Well, Porky Pie, I think that you should hope that your mamma can buy another paper, 'cause I don't believe he was finished with it, yet. I do have to admire your strategy, though. It would appear that your manners show you are "paper-trained"! :grin:
Actuawy, I neber eber used da paper afore. I was just twing to fink of a spot dat wouldn't get me in so much twubble. So..my hoo mom and dad should be happy dat i'm a smart dog! :thumb: Cause I know dat if i go on da carpet I get da angwy words and faces and no tweats till tomorrow.
Cookie here- I have tinkled on da paper too. Sometimes I use da bathmat because it looks like a wee wee pad, but i guess its not so I get i trouble. If mama catches me, I just give her da l@@k and look really sorry and sad, eben if i'm not. :grin: And if da daddy catches me, I run to da mama. Mamas are nicer and bigger suckers for da l@@k.
Just be real nice to your mama, and she'll get another paper and it'll be your secret. Mama and I have all sorts of secrets dat daddy never knows about. :wink:
At least you tried wee one............. and at least your paper trained.
Roberta
Hey if you asked to go out it is the Dad's fault not your fault,by the way how do you ask to go out??. I have both of my humans trained I go sit in front of them or beside them,then I yawn, make growling noises with a whine added in. If that does not work I go ring the potty bells on the backdoor.Usually the talking works I just keep talking to them till they do it if you gotta go,you gotta go.Not you r fault.Even the dense Dad will take me out if Mama is not home or cannot take me out the reason I call him the dense Dad is he usually does not pay attention to what is going on around him.It was quite a chore to teach the Dad maybe you should kick up your asking skills a notch.
Patches
Papbouv How does your Doxie's ask to go out Patches talks to us????
Uh Oh! Dis is Pwincess Bea and ya know what Porky? I did da same thing! I also like to tinkle on mamas throw rugs. Finally she took dem all away but dat paper was still der ebery day so I tinkeled on it. Did you be sure to gib dem da innocent l@@k? Dat helps some....
Acuawy, I didn't get in too much trubble. Thank God. Dad just laffed. guess he was in a good mood? :dontknow: Patches, I always ask to go out by running back and forf to da door, den to momma or daddy, bark and run back to da door. it usually works. But, since I was in anodder room wif dad den usual, I was confused how to ask, so i just runned in circles. :doah:
Add barking some Dads are dense like my Dad,Have to tell him I got to go.How about Poochie Bells on the door or a bell you can ring Momma taught me to ring the bell everytime we went out she would ring the bell at first then i figured it out..I still ring the bells once in awhile if no one is paying attention.Patches
Papbouv