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Title: Madderoo is (gasp) NOT a Dachshund
Post by: Sandishooligans on July 10, 2007, 11:19:27 PM
She is, in fact, a bloodhound.  At least that's what it seemed to us when we discovered the- (whisper) bathroom(end whisper) trash all over the bedroom.  Yep, it was mainly, um...female trash, if you get my drift.  Well, Madderoo whiffed the drift and with paw on sift, dug for a gift of......ewwwwwww!  It was ALL over, and I do mean ALL OVER the carpet.  Yuck. 

Ah, twas the hoomom's fault.  You see, Dolly was our resident "bloodhound" so we kept THAT trash up on the toilet so as not to tempt.  Maddie would join in the fun but never instigate.  Well, apparently she was a Madderoo gone wild and really did a fine decorating job.  So now, lesson is learned.  Doggers can be good.......but will break out in craziness when the notion takes. 

EWWWWW!
Title: Re: Madderoo is (gasp) NOT a Dachshund
Post by: Barb on July 11, 2007, 07:57:24 AM
Eck is right - LOL !!!!   I have kept our trash can on the back of the toilet since day 1 when Rudy came.  As he was exploring the house, he grabbed a pink tissue out of the trash and I chased him all over the house trying to get it.  I was so afraid he would eat it and get clogged up on our first day !!!!

Maddaroo - stay out of the nasty trash sweet girl !!!!
Title: Re: Madderoo is (gasp) NOT a Dachshund
Post by: PattyInAK on July 11, 2007, 08:36:04 AM
Yep, ours is on the back of the toilet, too.  Our boys have a kleenex-shredding fetish.
Title: Re: Madderoo is (gasp) NOT a Dachshund
Post by: Kari on July 11, 2007, 08:38:22 AM
YUCK!! Penny is a trash hound!! We have to keep the bathroom door closed and my mom bought trash cans with lids for their house... :doah:
Title: Re: Madderoo is (gasp) NOT a Dachshund
Post by: doxielady5569128 on July 11, 2007, 09:43:39 AM
I'm thanking God that Porky isnt a trash hound.  YUCK!!!    He likes the kitchen trash, but that's it. 
Title: Re: Madderoo is (gasp) NOT a Dachshund
Post by: David C. on July 11, 2007, 11:32:54 AM
Rudy-angel used to be trash hound, and I know he shredded up one of those feminine thingies once.   The only thing grosser was that you could pick parts of it out in his stool  :eeew: :puke:

The Zs sniff the trash, but so far haven't been trash raiders.   Then again, with our house Jessica-proofed, the Zs get little opportunity to raid the cans.
Title: Re: Madderoo is (gasp) NOT a Dachshund
Post by: Leslie on July 11, 2007, 01:23:25 PM
Quote from: PattyInAK on July 11, 2007, 08:36:04 AM
Yep, ours is on the back of the toilet, too.  Our boys have a kleenex-shredding fetish.

Loki sez: You go Willy n' Alex.  I bark and bark and bark wheneber mommy or daddy blows dere nose.  "Gimme da tissue!"  I don't even care ifin it's snotty.  I have eaten dem kind, too.   :eeew:

Mom sez it's 'barrising when we hab company and sumbuddy blows dere nose.  Come to think of it, she says I am 'barrising whenever we have company.  WHAT does she mean by dat?
Title: Re: Madderoo is (gasp) NOT a Dachshund
Post by: auntydoxzz on July 11, 2007, 05:41:38 PM
it could have been worse!!  I do remember some very embarrassed tales maybe on original dachsie circus board about not only strewing it around but out in the LIVING ROOM when guests came in!!   warning the same thing will happen with lets just say some types of female clothing!!

although on the humorous side and i dont remember which doxie it was, but do remember one getting tangled in a BRA!!  ever wonder how to make a BRA that would fix a doxie!!  i mean 2 cups would NOT be enough!!
Title: Re: Madderoo is (gasp) NOT a Dachshund
Post by: cheryl186 on July 12, 2007, 04:43:10 AM
 :eeew:.........nuff said. (lol)
Title: Patches here...
Post by: Dianne on July 13, 2007, 10:31:15 AM
I have my humans trained well.  They have baby locks on the lower cupboards and I have figured out how to open the one under the sink to get to the trash!  So, now they put a kitchen chair in front of it!  And, they keep the master bathroom door shut...all the time! 
Last week I learned how to climb from the sofa to the coffee tables in the family.  HooDad is bad about leaving good stuff around.  He ties flies and always has something that smells good lying around...like bucktails and cowtails and feathers!  Do you know how much fun it is to shred feathers all over the family room?  I had a good time!
Title: Re: Madderoo is (gasp) NOT a Dachshund
Post by: Frankys_mom on July 13, 2007, 04:57:43 PM
LOL
I've been there too.....sigh.
That's why our garbage cans have lids and not the kind that you can step on to open because my monsters learned to work together, one stepping to get the lid open and the other pulling out the "good stuff".  Sounds like we need another support group in addition to the poop eaters anonymous.
Dawn
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Title: Re: Madderoo is (gasp) NOT a Dachshund
Post by: MyLittleBoo on July 17, 2007, 10:54:01 AM
 :eeew:   Emmy loves the garbage, and underware.....   My Boo was the same way....     :eeew:


EmmyLou here:  I lubs da garbage!!!!!!!!!!!!   My bestest thing is da underware!!!  Pweferrably dirty!!!!!   Momma sez it is nasty, but, I don't fink so....  And, I would hab ta agwee wif Loki, dat tissue is great, snotty or not....  Wait!!!  Is a Pwincess s'posed ta talk about her bad habits?????     :angel4:   
Title: Re: Madderoo is (gasp) NOT a Dachshund
Post by: doxielady5569128 on July 17, 2007, 11:10:16 AM
Now Emmy, dis is wat we hab in common!  i lub to et da underwear dat is in our house. Dat is most fun fing eber!!!   I onwy wike to eat da kitchen garbage and da gwandma's garbage.  Dat is da tastiest!!  Gwandma always is cooking or baking, so she habs all sorts of yummy stuff in da twash!!    :apls:

And by da way, Don't worry bout telling your bad habits.   We'll keep it a secwet just on dis board.   :angel4:
Title: Re: Madderoo is (gasp) NOT a Dachshund
Post by: Doxherding Karen on July 17, 2007, 04:11:03 PM
Quote from: doxielady5569128 on July 17, 2007, 11:10:16 AM
And by da way, Don't worry bout telling your bad habits.   We'll keep it a secwet just on dis board.   :angel4:

Uh, Porky, ix-nay on ecret-say.  You and Emmy is on Candid Wiener Writings!!!

Oscoe-Ray, the Andsome-Hay Un-Way :seehearsay: