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Title: Worms and Kissing Momma
Post by: cheryl186 on July 02, 2007, 05:25:49 PM
Does anyone else have the problem with their babies pulling worms out of the ground like spaghetti?  And then rolling on them....AND THEN JUMPING UP ON MOMMA AND GIVING HER A BIG SLURPY KISS???   :eeew:  (This seems to be Winston's favorite sport)  This was AFTER I chased Zoe around the yard yelling at her to stop trying to eat the little bird!!!   :doah:  I had to move my bird feeder out to the front of the house...it seems Zoe's favorite sport is trying to eat them!! 

Title: Re: Worms and Kissing Momma
Post by: Doxherding Karen on July 02, 2007, 08:31:19 PM
I've taken a very scientific poll of The Herd. :call:

Worm eating prior to kissing our hooman?  No, thank you VERY much. :eeew: :badidea: :verdict: :2much:

Licking each other's privates then smooching Karen?  Oh, yes, indeedy! :wave: :exactly: :brushteeth: :love4:

Dr. "Gallup" Leaky, Herd member :rescue:

(Gallup - poll - herd - get it?)
Title: Re: Worms and Kissing Momma
Post by: Valerie on July 02, 2007, 08:53:47 PM
Quote from: Doxherding Karen on July 02, 2007, 08:31:19 PM
I've taken a very scientific poll of The Herd. :call:

Worm eating prior to kissing our hooman?  No, thank you VERY much. :eeew: :badidea: :verdict: :2much:

Licking each other's privates then smooching Karen?  Oh, yes, indeedy! :wave: :exactly: :brushteeth: :love4:

Dr. "Gallup" Leaky, Herd member :rescue:

(Gallup - poll - herd - get it?)

:2funny: :funnyup: That was so funny- I laughed out loud!  :2funny:
Title: Re: Worms and Kissing Momma
Post by: doxielady5569128 on July 02, 2007, 09:54:53 PM
 :2funny:  I love the herd's thinking.  Porky doesn't like to eat worms, but he does like to *ahem* lick himself then give us sloppy kisses.   :grin:
Title: Re: Worms and Kissing Momma
Post by: papbouv on July 02, 2007, 10:05:27 PM
Patches Loves to eat worms & June bugs thought it was just a puppy thing nope still doing it today she add some dirt to her diet oh lest I forget she still eats poop too. I try not to get too close to her tongue not sure where its been.
Papbouv
Title: Re: Worms and Kissing Momma
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on July 03, 2007, 01:20:17 AM
LOL great visuals!
Hallie is a cham-peen worm roller inner. But she doesn't pull them out with her teeth she just smells them out then digs at them daintily with one paw until they are good and mushed, then she rolls in them. Worms, bird poop and sheep piles are like drugs to her!
Title: Re: Worms and Kissing Momma
Post by: Roberta on July 03, 2007, 03:18:19 AM
Looks like the HERD is back to normal.................

OLiver does not lower himself (aread to lazy) to anything like that, Amy ont he other hand...................loves dried worms and like Ms H loves to roll in newly unearthed ones.............her version of earth dog.

Roberta

Title: Re: Worms and Kissing Momma
Post by: cheryl186 on July 03, 2007, 04:34:56 AM
 :2funny: :funnyup: OH KAREN....YOU AND THE HERD......ARE TOO MUCH!!!!! :2funny: :funnyup: 
Title: Re: Worms and Kissing Momma
Post by: Leslie on July 03, 2007, 06:22:42 AM
Quote from: Dee Dee and Hallie on July 03, 2007, 01:20:17 AM
LOL great visuals!
Hallie is a cham-peen worm roller inner. But she doesn't pull them out with her teeth she just smells them out then digs at them daintily with one paw until they are good and mushed, then she rolls in them. Worms, bird poop and sheep piles are like drugs to her!

right.  and maggoty fish on the lakeside.  And then to add insult to injury, my two also love to roll on the carpet after I have spritzed myself with cologne.  So, I smell--to them--like a worm?
Title: Re: Worms and Kissing Momma
Post by: Mike on July 03, 2007, 06:43:56 AM
Quote from: Leslie on July 03, 2007, 06:22:42 AM
So, I smell--to them--like a worm?
Yep, but a high-falooting worm....
Title: Re: Worms and Kissing Momma
Post by: TerriL on July 03, 2007, 07:09:03 AM
Lizards!  We LOVE dem!  Just bite da heads off and den bring em to mama!  Woo Hoo!  That's how WE roll!
Title: Re: Worms and Kissing Momma
Post by: Kari on July 03, 2007, 10:01:09 AM
LOL - Penny loves worms!!