:scratch: What is a bacation??? And, why is my momma planning one and NOT taking me?????? :cussing: Momma sez dat she is going ta see her fwiend in Seattle in a couple weeks, DEN, she tells me ta be a big girl for my daddy while she's gone!?!?!?!? :BangHead: Does she not fink dat, maybe I would like ta go wif her??? What is wif dat????? What do you fink Pwincess Bea??? I fink dat I am getting da short end of da deal here..... I would hab fun in Seattle, too.... :dontknow: But, I hab a pwan!!! Yep, I will be a good girl for my daddy, alright..... :angel4: :evil: Momma did pwomise ta call me and ta bwing me a surprise home, so maybe I can forgive her dis one time.... :scratch: How has all your summers been?? Mine has been pwetty fun... We went ta my HooAuntie's house two nights ago, and I 'scaped fwom da back yard!!! Momma sure panicked!!! But, geez, I was at da fwont door... :angel4: I hab been pwetty sad since Sunday, one of our kittens (my bestest one) died.... He had heart problems so we had ta bury him in da pasture before we left ta my HooAuntie's.... I really miss him though.... Thank goodness dat I hab 3 others ta pway wif, until we find a home for the 2 outside.... Momma and Daddy kept one of them, cuz momma sez dat she won't find anudder kitten dat color again.... She sez dat he is too pwetty to let go... So, we's kept him and named him Chewie.... Momma will post some piccies of him later on.... Dey were born on Easter, so dey are 2 months old now.... Hope you are all habing a good summer.... Let me know what you all fink about dis bacation business??? :ticked: I still fink dat I am getting jipped on dis...... Lub~ EmmyLou
Hi Pwincess Emmy! I haben't wrote to you in a long time cuz my mamas been WEALLY busy wif my Toby-Man. I'm so happy dat he is gettin better cuz now he can play wif me again. I lub playin wif my Buelah and my Oscy but Toby is my favorite. He plays and den he gibs me kisses and I LUB dat!
I tink dat you better have a talk wif dat mama of yers! I'm wif you Pwincess Emmy....it's not fair for her to gets a bacation and not you. You got ebery right to be mad! :cussing: Course I don't weally know what a bacation is :dontknow: but if yer mama is doin it then it's probley FUN! Course sumtimes when mamas go away dey bwing home TWEATS! :funnyup: You probley will get a prezzie to! :funnyup: When my mama goes away on da business she always bwings homes da special tweats and prezzies for us. AND when my mama goes away my daddy feels sad and he is always givin us cheese and sumtimes part of his turkey samwich. Hab you had turkey Emmy? It is da BEST! Almost as good as da eggies wif cheese!
I'm sowwy about your kitty fwiend. :crybaby2: Dat is sad for yer family. I neber been around a kitty but if you say dat dey are fun I will believe you! I'm glad dat you got to keep one at yer house to pway wif.
Oh, by da way, I gots in a little bit of twouble today. :confused: Mama has dis cushion on da chair outside and I chewed it. I woulda blamed Buelah or Oscy or Toby-Man and I woulda gived mama da look of innocence but guess what? I was so busy chewin on dat cushion (it was big and it took awhile to get a good hole in it) dat I didn't eben here her come in. :doah: DEN mama said "YOU ARE BAGGED BABY DOG!" Den she said "NO NO NO EATIN DA CUSHIONS"! Den she said da worst words of all.... she said "THAT IS BAD!
i Hate dat word, don't you Emmy? I mean we are PWINCESSES and if we gots to chew cushions well I don't see why dat is so BAD! What do you fink of DAT?
Dat new puppy girl is awfully pwetty, don't you fink? We definately gots to tell her all about how to be a perfect pwincess! I fink dat she already gots da look down pwetty good so she must be a smart girl! Like US, right?
Mama sez I gots to go outside now. We gots a storm tonight so I didn't go outside after supper. I been holdin it for a long time! Sometimes I still hab a little accidental pee in da house but not to much. Are you gettin real good bout dat?
Write to me soon Emmy! I lub hearin from You! My bestest Pwincess fwiend! Love and big puppy kisses to you and yer whole family!
Dear Emmy Lou,
My Mama is flying to Seattle this weekend too.(I didn't know Mamas could FLY)
I'm staying with Sweat Pea and Kera. We are going to have a pajama party every night that Mama is gone.
eLlIe
Here is a picture of SweatPea and Kera.
The history of the bakation.
Once upon a time a lovely homemaker named Betty was baking up a storm, trying to make the perfect angel food cake. After days and days of baking and eating and baking and eating, her husband, whose friends called Uncle Ben, gathered together some of the family - the Campbell twins, his sister Aunt Jemima, his grandfather Colonel Sanders, and nephews Bob Evans and Jimmy Dean - and had an intervention. Betty was shipped off to a clinic for eating disorders in Pillsbury Sound, U.S. Virgin Islands. But the unsinkable Betty Crocker prevailed on the staff to organize a baking contest, and thus was born both the concept of a "bakation" and The Pillsbury Bake-Off. :apls:
You're welcome.
Dr. Shelby Foote Leaky
(Guess who Shelby Foote is and win a Puperoni!)
Hi Pwincess Bea.... I am gwad dat da Toby-Man is feeling better..... I fink dat your right, I better hab a talk wif my momma... But, tweats and prezzies do sound pwetty good.... Maybe I can let her go on her bacation... :scratch: I fink dat da new puppy on here will make a gweat pwincess.... We jus gots ta teach her eberyfing dat we's learned so far... I don't like it one bit when my momma sez " Dat is a bad dog" either, but den I hab also got the dweaded " BAD EMMY"..... *gulp* Dat is when I know dat I am weally in twouble... Gosh, you're right though Pwincess Bea, a Pwincess gots ta chew what a Pwincess gots ta chew... I like dem cushies too... Dey are soooo yummy, and such neat stuff inside.... I fink dat it is our job ta spread dat stuff eberywhere dat we can.... One time, Ransom & I, we chewed and chewed on da couch cushie (ya know da one dat our hoomans sit on, not da little ones), den we spread da stuffings eberywhere!!!! Yep, we was sooo pwoud of ourselves!!!! :apls: Den, momma and daddy sawed what we did, and dere were lots of "NO,NO" 's and "BAD PUPPIES" and dis was da worst I'd heard, momma sez to me *the Pwincess* "EMMYLOU!!!! I can't bewieve dat YOU would do something sooooo horrible!!!! I am disppointed in you YOUNG LADY!!!!!" No Pwincess Peapod??? No Pwincess Emmy???? No Emmy Girl???? :doah: Oh yeah, dey were VEWWY mad at me and Ransom Dog.... We runned and hid under dere bed..... :nana: Can't get us under here!!!! :nana: So, now we gets to get a new couch, but dey are waiting until we are done chewing stuffs up.... Mamma sez dat that couch is only 2 years old..... Can you beweive dat, Pwincess Bea, we found ourselves a *GOLD MINE*!!!!! Brand spankin new stuffing ta pull out...... :angel4: Den, I got da whole "bad dog lecture" again the other day, but dis time it was one of my momma's favorite sandals!!! I was weally pwoud of myself for dat one, cuz my momma jus got dem for her twip to Seattle!!!! Dat will show her to leabe me behind, while she goes on da bacation!!!! But, den I felt kinda bad, so I twied ta cuddle my momma and you won't bewieve what she told me Pwincess Bea!!!! She told me " No, EmmyLou, you are a bad girl, go lay down in your bed!!!" MY BED?????? *big gulp* Oh, boy was she mad at me!!! I only go into my bed when I want to, but den she told me to..... I went, I decided dat it would pwobably be safer dere, where I can't chew on nuffin!!! And, I habn't since den.... I want to be a good girl again.... It is much better dat way, more loves and cuddles.... What do you fink Pwincess Bea??? Write back soon, it's dinner time!!!!! :headbang: :headbang: :headbang: Love & hugs to you and your family too..... Lub ~ Pwincess Emmy
My Mama is flying to Seattle this weekend too.(I didn't know Mamas could FLY)
Now hold on!!!! Ellie, are you telling me dat mommas can fly?!?!?!?!? My momma neber said dat she could fly!!!! :scratch: Maybe mommas are special!!!! Is dat what you are telling me Ellie??? I don't know bout dis flying stuff.... It does sound kinda fun though... Sounds like you will hab fun wif Sweet Pea and Kera, though.... They are pwetty.... Wow! A pajama party???? Dat sounds fun.... Jus da girls, huh??? I hope dat you hab fun dis weekend Ellie.... Hugs and kisses to you and your momma.... Lub ~ Pwincess Emmy
Really Pwincess Emmy, I mean, Your Highness, what did your hooman expect?
When I ate Ms. Karen's $200 shoes, she just stood there shaking her head and said to herself, "Stupid me, I know better than to leave shoes out of the closet!"
It makes me wonder - why are so many people coming out of the closet? Isn't that where all the good stuff for chewing is kept? Personally, I would LOVE to be in the closet!! That would make ME happy! How come the people out of the closet are all gay? What is their deal?
I'm confused. . .wait. . .mybe I'm not. :crazyeyes:
Dr. Leaky
Quote from: Doxherding Karen on June 26, 2007, 07:53:53 PM
The history of the bakation.
Once upon a time a lovely homemaker named Betty was baking up a storm, trying to make the perfect angel food cake. After days and days of baking and eating and baking and eating, her husband, whose friends called Uncle Ben, gathered together some of the family - the Campbell twins, his sister Aunt Jemima, his grandfather Colonel Sanders, and nephews Bob Evans and Jimmy Dean - and had an intervention. Betty was shipped off to a clinic for eating disorders in Pillsbury Sound, U.S. Virgin Islands. But the unsinkable Betty Crocker prevailed on the staff to organize a baking contest, and thus was born both the concept of a "bakation" and The Pillsbury Bake-Off. :apls:
You're welcome.
Dr. Shelby Foote Leaky
(Guess who Shelby Foote is and win a Puperoni!)
Okay, Dr. Leaky, now I'm confused!!! Does dat mean dat my momma will bwing me a cake home fwom Seattle???? Or eben better, BROWNIES????? Boy, dat Betty Crocker has a big family.... Thanks for your words of wisdom... If she bwings me a cake, I will share wif you, Dr. Leaky!!!! Oh, by the way, was Shelby Foote a Novelist and a Historian???? :meme: :meme: Am I right?????? Hugs & kisses to you, your brothers and your momma.... Lub~ Pwincess Emmy
P.S. What exactly is a Novelist or a Historian?????? :thinik: :scratch:
This has got to be one of the funniest posts I have read in a long time! Between the two princesses and Karen's herd, I never know what to expect!! Just another thing i love about this board!
Quote from: MyLittleBoo on June 26, 2007, 08:12:28 PMIf she bwings me a cake, I will share wif you, Dr. Leaky!!!! Oh, by the way, was Shelby Foote a Novelist and a Historian???? :meme: :meme: Am I right?????? Lub~ Pwincess Emmy
P.S. What exactly is a Novelist or a Historian?????? :thinik: :scratch:
Well, Your Higness, you win the Puperoni! Shelby Foote is indeed a writer and historian, best known by Civil Was buffs as the man who made Chancellorsville a five-syllable word!
Let's root for brownies, but cake is also good! Hope your hooman gets a big load of GUILT over having fun wifout a pupper in tow. Remember - one L@@K is worth a thousand belly rubs! (And let's not forget TWEATS!!!)
Dr. L, Zen Master of Da L@@K
:hello2: YEAHHHHH!!!! I'm a Weiner.... I gots da question right!!!! Okay, Dr. Leaky, I will bug for da brownies, if dat is what is da bestest..... Oh, yeah, I'll gib her da guilt twip.... I jus can't master dat look yet though.... But, I will keep twying.... And, about my mommas sandle, first she got mad at me, den she got mad at herself, I mean dey were right dere in da open, and what else is a pupper to do??? See sandle, eat sandle, right Dr. Leaky??? And, jus like Pwincess Bea and I.... See cushie, eat cushie.... Or at least shred it so's dat it can't be fixed..... Gee, Dr. Leaky, I hope dat you and Merlin gets home soon, and safe please.... I would rather share da cake or da brownies wif you, then my Ransom Dog.... :xfinger: Hugs & Puppy kisses to you, your brothers and your momma.... Lub~ Pwincess Emmy