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Wiener Writings => General Writings => Topic started by: David C. on April 24, 2007, 06:59:07 PM

Title: Little Zora Riding Hood
Post by: David C. on April 24, 2007, 06:59:07 PM
One day Zora went for a walk.   Her nose began to pick up the smell of delicious cookies, so she followed her nose to a house owned by a person only known as "Grandma".

"Hi Grandma" Zora said.   "What is that lovely smell"
"My granddaughter Little Red Riding Hood is coming over today and I am baking cookies for her" Grandma replied.

"Hmmm", Zora thought.  "I must find a way to get those cookies".   Zora went back home and found a red riding hood outfit.   She went back over to Grandma's house.   She was now Little Red Zora Hood
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/184/470772775_a312e42a6b.jpg)
(sorry for the blurry picture!)

"Grandma!" Zora said
"Little Red Riding Hood!"  Grandma replied.
"Mmmm…what is that delicious smell?" Zora asked
"Those are cookies that I baked just for you Little Red Riding Hood"  Grandma said
"Great!  May I have some" Zora said.
"Of course you can"  said Grandma

Zora began to devour the cookies.  Grandma began looking at Little Red Riding hood a bit strangely

"It's been a while since I've seen you Little Red Riding Hood…My what big eyes you have" said Grandma
"Yes, Grandma.  The better to see you and these delicious cookies with" said Zora
"Mmmm, my what big teeth you have Little Red Riding Hood" said Grandma
"Yes, Grandma, the better to eat these delicious cookies with" said Zora.
"..and my what a big snout you have" said Grandma
"Yes, Grandma, the better to smell these delicious cookies with" said Zora

At that point, there was a knock on the door.  Grandma went to the door and opened it.

"Grandma!" said Little Red Riding Hood
"Who are you?" said Grandma
"I am your granddaughter, Little Red Riding Hood" Little Red Riding Hood replied.
"You can't be, Little Red Riding Hood has already arrived and is eating my cookies" said Grandma.
"GRANDMA, I am Little Red Riding Hood, your granddaughter" Little Red Riding Hood pleaded.
Grandma looked Little Red Riding Hood up and down and scratched her head.   "Well, if you are Little Red Riding Hood, who is in my kitchen eating my cookies?"

Zora knew the jig was up.  She ripped off her red riding hood and proudly announced "HA!!! I am Zora, Dachshund Princess, and I have eaten all your cookies!".   Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood sat startled.   Seeing her chance, Zora bolted for the door and ran home, and snoozed with her brother Zeke, thus leaving no cookies for Little Red Riding Hood (and none to share with Zeke for that matter).

The End!
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Title: Re: Little Zora Riding Hood
Post by: Ruth in MT on April 24, 2007, 07:22:38 PM
Hello,
This is Brunhilda the Naughty .... Hummmmm ? I wonder if I can pull this impostor  ploy on Ruth and eLlIe?
Title: Re: Little Zora Riding Hood
Post by: Roberta on April 24, 2007, 07:52:18 PM
Good story David...............
Don't you love the positions these guys can get into sometimes.
Roberta
Title: Re: Little Zora Riding Hood
Post by: Kari on April 24, 2007, 09:06:07 PM
LOL  :2funny: I love the story!
Title: Re: Little Zora Riding Hood
Post by: cheryl186 on April 25, 2007, 04:40:30 AM
 :funnyup: I JUST LOVED THIS STORY!!!!  Zora, you are da bomb!!!  And Zeke's look in that last picture is priceless!!!!  Thank you David for such a wonderful story!!!
Title: Re: Little Zora Riding Hood
Post by: TerriL on April 25, 2007, 07:04:43 AM
Priceless....  Simply priceless!  LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Title: Re: Little Zora Riding Hood
Post by: Barb on April 25, 2007, 08:04:05 AM
LOL - Great story !  And the picture of the 2 is priceless !
Title: Re: Little Zora Riding Hood
Post by: April on April 25, 2007, 10:17:19 AM
LOL!  That is too funny!  Thank you for the story, I'm going to hide the screen from the girls here so they won't get any ideas!
Title: Re: Little Zora Riding Hood
Post by: Beth on April 25, 2007, 05:34:37 PM
That's a cute story!  Do you tell stories like this to Jessica?  I bet she likes them!
Title: Re: Little Zora Riding Hood
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on April 25, 2007, 11:48:43 PM
LOL LOL that was a real treat! They look the part too. That last pic is so sweet of them. Everytime I see them I think how lucky they are. Permanent residents of the Doxie Hilton!  :thumb: