Porky Pie here: Well, dis morning I was waked up by some vewy wude neighbors! I was sweeping peacefuwy in my bed (da big bed of course!) :thumb: , when I heard dis racket. Just barking and barking in my fwont yard. :cussing: Momma picked me up and we went to check it out.
Once I was outside I saw dem. It was da gang of Boston terriers dat live down da stweet. Golly dey were loud. Dere is 5 of dem. Once dey saw me dey were speechless. I fink cause I'm so handsome. :dontknow: Den I saw da neighbor boy come running down da dwiveway to get his dog. Dis is when I learned dere names. The boss (dad) is Scooby, his wife is named Delia, and dey have free kids, Bonnie, Bailey, and Brad. Man...dose girls of dere's were cute!!! :heart:
Just to let you all know...Bostons are a fwiendwy species for us doxies. Dese ones checked out okay and were weally nice. Plus, dey bringed me a tweat. :apls: Well, actuawy I stole dere tweat. :angel4: :wink: So... if you meet up with a pack of Bostons its okay to 'ssociate wif dem.
P.S. I forgot to say dat dey don't like cats neider. And dey smell like us doxies, not like da cats at all. Dey definately pass the 'spection. :meme:
:funnyup: I love the way Porky writes- Its hilarious!
Porky Pie here: Fanks for da compwiment. Momma finks I should wite a book. Called "Porky Pie: Memiors of a Wiener." What cha fink?? I gwad you like my stowies. I wike to let the other weiners know when I learn somefing new. Share my knowledge, ya know. :thumb:
Love and licks :heart:
I think you should write a book. I might even become a bestseller. Here's a thought-If you write the book and it DOES become a bestseller, the husband of the owner of the bookstore where your mamma has been working can call YOU (and your mamma) to come and do a booksigning! That would be just perfect!!
Please write a book who knows might be a best sellerand you would not have to work any more???
Papbouv
Porky....I just LOVE to read about your adventures!!! :icon_study: Yes, a book is definitely in order...cause you rock! :headbang:
Aw...Fanks... Da bestseller fing would be funny. Cause 'stead of momma having to kiss dose aufors butts, da boss would have to kiss hers to get her to come do da signing. :2funny: Well....Least dats wat momma says. One problem, momma would need a pubwisher and a illustwator. :thinik: Hmmm....