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Title: Zoe The Mighty Hunter!!
Post by: cheryl186 on March 31, 2007, 06:46:44 PM
 :hello2: :hello2: Hi everbody...dis is Zoe and I am sooooo pwoud of me!!  I caut and kilt my first squirl today....my momma saw it and yelt for daddy and he came and took da squirl from me....well whats up wif dat? :dontknow:    I thot dat momma would be pwoud of me and den daddy came an tookt it.... :idiot:  Dat is what I fink....anyway...dis is Zoe and I am the mity huntress.... :headbang:  ps:  dont you fink I outa get a tweat???

Hello everybody, this is Zoe's momma.  I was standing outside today talking on the phone with my mom..turned around and Zoe had a dead squirrel in her mouth...and was trying to bring it inside....omg...at first it looked like a dead kitten until I saw the tail....she was so proud and then daddy ran out (after he heard my yells) and got it away from her with a broom.  We put it in a garbage bag and I took it out to the garbage can.  For about 1/2 hour after that, Zoe just laid in a chair and sulked.....I know she wanted praise but I never ever thought she would bring me a dead squirrel ( I am used to moles, etc)...especially after having had back surgery last year....I guess she is doing better than I thought....
Title: Re: Zoe The Mighty Hunter!!
Post by: TerriL on March 31, 2007, 07:06:03 PM
Zoe...you ROCK!   Dis is Toby-man and I speak for my brudder Oscy and myself when I say....WAY TO GO!    As for yer hoomans, I feel your pain girl!  My mama is ALWAYS takin away our good kills!  One day we got ourselves TWO moles and our mama took dem BOTH away!  Den...just to make it worse she gave us BAFFS!  Der should be a law about dis kind of stuff!  I'm pretty sure dat if mama got herself a MOLE we wouldn't throw HER mole away! 
Keep up da good work wif da look....we figure dat da least we can get is a tweat out of it all! 
Title: Re: Zoe The Mighty Hunter!!
Post by: Brekkesmom on March 31, 2007, 07:55:29 PM
Go, Zoe!  Ya joined a fine group of huntresses!  I got a rabbit almost as big as me!  My daddy watched me kill it, but my momma couldn't watch.  They wouldn't let me have it either, but I did get a treat!  Momma sed I couldn't eat my rabbit, cuz we didn't know where it had been - sigh!   Good thing my momma knows how to make sirloin tip roast, or I would have sulked, too!
Title: Re: Zoe The Mighty Hunter!!
Post by: Roberta on March 31, 2007, 10:56:13 PM
Az just stick to birdies, but you go for it girlie

from the huntress downunder little me Amy
Title: Re: Zoe The Mighty Hunter!!
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on March 31, 2007, 11:08:11 PM
Ack Zoe! You were a very good girl...but I think I"d react like yer Ma did too. Icks! I guess the only worse thing is if it had still been alive...

Cheryl would have sure been interesting to see how she did that!
Title: Re: Zoe The Mighty Hunter!!
Post by: Sandishooligans on April 01, 2007, 05:54:19 PM
 :thumb: To Zoey!!  Dat's showing twue dachsie spiwit.  Dis is Maddewoo and I can tell you, there's nuttin' like bwingin' down and kilting a varmint.  My sissy and I have kilted 3 possums.....well, only 2 but da third one was PWAYING dead.  Dat's da one I....all 9 lbs of me....bwunged into the house and Dowwy and I pwayed wiff it on da couch.  Mommy was NOT amused and we didn't get any tweets either.  Hoomommies and hoopapas just don't get it.  Hrrrrrrumph.  I am vewwy pwoud of you, Zoe!
Title: Re: Zoe The Mighty Hunter!!
Post by: Valerie on April 01, 2007, 07:10:43 PM
Dis is Cookie- I'm jealous- I chase da green lizards everyday and still can't catch one. A squirrel sounds tasty! You deserve a bunch of treats for dat kill.
Title: Re: Zoe The Mighty Hunter!!
Post by: cheryl186 on April 01, 2007, 08:46:38 PM
Quote from: Dee Dee and Hallie on March 31, 2007, 11:08:11 PM
Ack Zoe! You were a very good girl...but I think I"d react like yer Ma did too. Icks! I guess the only worse thing is if it had still been alive...

Cheryl would have sure been interesting to see how she did that!

Dis is Zoe....hummmm...my momma sure wud lub to no how I kilt that squirl....but me not gonna tell her   :thumb:  hee hee....ps:  momma did gib me a tweat   :wink:
Title: Re: Zoe The Mighty Hunter!!
Post by: doxielady5569128 on April 02, 2007, 06:17:39 PM
Porky Here:  My hoogwanny would not be happy wif you!   She would yell at you for killing dat squirl.  Lucky, she didn't catch ya.   As for me, I say WAY TO GO!!!   :apls: :apls: Dose squirls are somefing else.  Always picking on us.   
Title: Re: Zoe The Mighty Hunter!!
Post by: papbouv on April 02, 2007, 09:53:45 PM
Patches here I have one of those squirrels in my backyard he is always telling me what for my big brother buddy could catch that squirrel if he wanted to but he don't want to never understand him. He is 29" at the shoulder you would think with those long legs it would not be a problem.I guess since I'm his older sister I need to show him how,maybe one of these days I'll jump on Buddy's back and suprise that squirrel?
Papbouv