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Wiener Writings => General Writings => Topic started by: Doxherding Karen on March 06, 2007, 04:38:52 AM

Title: My hooman got pwomoted!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on March 06, 2007, 04:38:52 AM
Dr. Leaky here - my hooman, Karen, got a pwomotion!  She's now a regular "wiener" here on the web site!  How exciting is that!  See, I'm a standard doxie - 17 pounds - along with my buddy, Merlin the Magician ("open the front door, he disappears!").  Only Guinness, the 12-year-old cranky, red, smooth, alpha is a mini.  He's an O.K. Fearless Leader.  He rules with a velvet paw.  Not like Roscoe would, if anyone paid attention to him.  He's a tweenie - too small for a standard and too big for a mini.  Roscoe gets a half an inch from Merlin's or my face and barks and snarls whenever we get attention from Mom, or any hooman for that matter.  We just blow him off and it just gets him madder and madder until Mom throws him into the bathroom for a "time-out."  Merlin was right - it works every time!  Heh, heh, heh!

So if Mom is anything, she should be a wiener.  Go, Mom! :apls: :apls:
Title: Re: My hooman got pwomoted!
Post by: Kari on March 06, 2007, 08:29:53 AM
Your posts crack me up!  :2funny: Congrats on your promotion  :hello2:
Title: Re: My hooman got pwomoted!
Post by: Valerie on March 06, 2007, 08:39:08 AM
They crack me up too!  :funnyup:
Title: Re: My hooman got pwomoted!
Post by: Sandishooligans on March 06, 2007, 11:17:07 AM
Karen, you always make me smile.   :thumb:  Congratulations. 
Title: Re: My hooman got pwomoted!
Post by: Barb on March 06, 2007, 02:18:35 PM
Congrats Karen......you should get some scrambled eggies for din-din tonight.....errrrr.......well sure - why not ?!?!?!?!    :thumb:
Title: Re: My hooman got pwomoted!
Post by: David C. on March 06, 2007, 08:39:36 PM
If your hoomom sticks with it long enough, she can be a "Wonder Weiner".   Our dad is still just a weiner though.

Your pals,

Zora & Zeke