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Wiener Writings => General Writings => Topic started by: Mike on February 20, 2007, 10:25:28 AM

Title: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Mike on February 20, 2007, 10:25:28 AM
Clifford:  My skwirl doesn't talk any more and now Dad says Christmas is still 10 months away.

Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Kari on February 20, 2007, 11:04:07 AM
Oh no Clifford!! Make sure you give your dad the l@@k and maybe he will get you another one  :thumb:
Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on February 20, 2007, 11:50:02 AM
 :rescue:Clifford - Could it be that Dad thinks you need tuff luv to learn to be nicer to  your toys?  Or is Dad just being cheap? I think we should call doxie rescue for an intervention!  Hang in dere!! :rescue:

Dr. Beau Leaky
Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Roberta on February 20, 2007, 12:01:49 PM
At least you had athe pleasure of ridding da sqirrel of its sqeak, mum removes it before she gives it to me as I get a bit titchie about anybody who comes near da squeak, so all mine are desqeaked, so where's da fun.
Oliver
Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Barb on February 20, 2007, 12:02:17 PM
Oh Clifford, we can't have that........hmmmmmm....how can we remedy this ?!?!?!?!?!?    :doah:
Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: PattyInAK on February 20, 2007, 02:47:27 PM
Poor Clifford!  Give your papa the L@@K and  :pray: a lot.
Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Mike on February 21, 2007, 05:09:35 AM
Don't let Clifford buffalo you.  I am FORCED to sleep not only with Clifford, but his menagerie of a (still) squeaking pink pig, a (still) squeaking fluffy ball, a silent cow and of course his favorite silent skwirl.
Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on February 21, 2007, 08:17:16 AM
Dat's it, guys!  Dis hooman is gittin' an attitude!  Clifford and his skweekies need someone to call D.S.S. (dat's Dachshund Social Services).  Any of you guys know how to dial a phone?

Beau (Dat's DR. LEAKY to you hoomans!)
Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Barb on February 21, 2007, 08:20:51 AM
Quote from: Mike on February 21, 2007, 05:09:35 AM
Don't let Clifford buffalo you.  I am FORCED to sleep not only with Clifford, but his menagerie of a (still) squeaking pink pig, a (still) squeaking fluffy ball, a silent cow and of course his favorite silent skwirl.

Hey Dad - count yourself lucky that only 2 still squeak !!!!  LOL !!!!

Tell Cliffie to watch de mail   :thumb:
Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Jenny G on February 21, 2007, 11:52:41 AM
Clifford - you need to talk your dad into one of these! It should last you till Christmas!

http://www.doxidelight.com/Catalog/squeaker_mat_5404158.htm

Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Kari on February 21, 2007, 12:13:34 PM
Quote from: Jenny G on February 21, 2007, 11:52:41 AM
Clifford - you need to talk your dad into one of these! It should last you till Christmas!

http://www.doxidelight.com/Catalog/squeaker_mat_5404158.htm


I'm a sucker  :idiot:! I just ordered one of these for Penny. Couldn't resist! I'm sure I will really regret that decision  :verdict:
Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Mike on February 21, 2007, 05:11:21 PM
Quote from: Jenny G on February 21, 2007, 11:52:41 AM
Clifford - you need to talk your dad into one of these! It should last you till Christmas!

http://www.doxidelight.com/Catalog/squeaker_mat_5404158.htm

What!!!! Do I seem like I'm totally puppy whipped?
Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on February 22, 2007, 11:18:08 AM
Quote from: Mike on February 21, 2007, 05:11:21 PM
What!!!! Do I seem like I'm totally puppy whipped?

Evidently not, or you wouldn't be complainin' 'bout da skweeky situashun!

The Doctor
Title: Yippppeeee!!!!!!
Post by: Mike on February 24, 2007, 02:39:43 PM
Clifford:  I got a SKWIRL in the mail.  It has to be one of those flying skwirls to make it all the way from TX.  Thanx Rudy & Brandy!!!!

Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Kari on February 24, 2007, 05:53:18 PM
Wow Clifford! What a lucky pupper you are!
Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Brekkesmom on February 24, 2007, 07:05:03 PM
Ooh, Clifford!  You got a squeaky skwirl from my home state of Texas?  You lucky guy - and from my fellow secret agents in the DWD, too!  (That's Dachshund World Domination to those of you who do not get that Acronym.)  Hi, Rudy and Brandy!  :thumb: Thank you for rescuin' my email and snail mail pal, Clifford, from the lows of skwirllessness!   Brekke
Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Barb on February 26, 2007, 12:57:31 PM
Awwww Clifford - you are just the cutie pie - I could smooch all over your face !!!!

Hey - did the talkin' sqwirl get to sleep with you and dad ?!?!??!    :2funny:
Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Mike on February 27, 2007, 07:00:44 AM
Now, really....look at that face and think about your question.  And if you're gonna smooch with him you better have a faster tongue than he does or you'll lose.
Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on February 27, 2007, 07:04:46 AM
Seriously, Mike, you take great pictures!  I'm looking to get a camera that has the kind of close up quality your piccies have?  Can I ask what kind of camera you use? 

Karen
Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Mike on February 27, 2007, 08:17:53 AM
Quote from: Doxherding Karen on February 27, 2007, 07:04:46 AM
Can I ask what kind of camera you use? 
Well, thanks.  The camera really does all the work, not me.  I think it's a Canon Powershot S410 4MP Elph.  You can also take sound movies with it.  You also need to get at least a 512MB memory card because the card that comes with it only holds about 4 photos.  The 512 holds alot!!!  Amazon.com currently has 8 new/used starting at $150.00 which is a steal (others there are listed considerably higher).

To whet your appetite, here's a shot of my food taster...
Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Barb on February 27, 2007, 08:56:35 AM
Quote from: Mike on February 27, 2007, 07:00:44 AM
Now, really....look at that face and think about your question.  And if you're gonna smooch with him you better have a faster tongue than he does or you'll lose.

LOL - I have lots of experience avoiding the tongue - Miss Brandy is the expert !!!!  It really is a great picture !!!!

Title: Re: Poor Me!!!
Post by: Mike on February 27, 2007, 09:31:22 PM
I was wrong, my camera is a Canon PowerShot SD500 Digital Elph.

How about a scenic shot?