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Wiener Writings => General Writings => Topic started by: Sandishooligans on January 24, 2007, 05:51:52 PM

Title: The NOIVE!
Post by: Sandishooligans on January 24, 2007, 05:51:52 PM
Dolly and Maddie here.  There we were, minding our own bizness, snoozing on the couch when suddenly, the doorbell rings.  Ooooh!  We love to bark at da doorbell.  Well, then we saw who it was.  It was Lynn, the lady who does the toe chops and butt squeezes!  She had the noive to make a house call!  What's up wiff DAT?  Maddie was the first victim....er....patient and then me, Dolly.  We were very good girls, but we weren't very happy about this housecall.  And THEN.....after it was all over.....WE DIDN'T EVEN GET A COOKIE!  We fink we should protest! :verdict:
Title: Re: The NOIVE!
Post by: Kari on January 24, 2007, 09:02:35 PM
WHAT...NO COOKIE???  :cussing: What is up with that! Glad you were good girls but you should have gotten cookies!
Title: Re: The NOIVE!
Post by: papbouv on January 24, 2007, 09:44:49 PM
No cookies that is terrible maybe next time she shows up you can hide under the bed or couch till she shows you the cookies first that is one thing to go somewhere to get the toes chopped & your Butt squeezed but in you own house without any payment for being good just terrible.
Papbouv
Title: Re: The NOIVE!
Post by: TerriL on January 25, 2007, 08:01:58 AM
Dat's it!  You two need to stage da uprisin!  Yep....dat will teach yer hoomans to forget da cookies!  Der should be a LAW gainst dat! 
Title: Re: The NOIVE!
Post by: PattyInAK on January 25, 2007, 09:04:57 AM
That definitely rates a riot!!!!
Title: Re: The NOIVE!
Post by: MindyKay on January 25, 2007, 09:25:08 AM
Ozzy here - I would definitely stage a protest.  Going through a butt-squeeze and toe choppin should rate TWO cookies!
Title: Re: The NOIVE!
Post by: Barb on January 25, 2007, 12:49:50 PM
NO COOKIE ?!?!?!?!?  Disgraceful.........  I think you should get 2 today - LOL !!!
Title: Re: The NOIVE!
Post by: PattyInAK on January 31, 2007, 11:16:32 AM
Bummer deal!!!!  She knows where you live!  Not good...
Title: Re: The NOIVE!
Post by: MissyX on January 31, 2007, 11:58:07 AM
I agree...that is sooooo uncalled for!  No COOKIE....NO BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!! :funnyup:
Title: Re: The NOIVE!
Post by: Doxherding Karen on February 02, 2007, 12:55:45 AM
Somebody call Protective Services.  This is doxie abuse.  I hope you at least got kisses and hugs!