:meme: Well, dey had some 'citement at grammy's house yesterday! When grammy got home from work, she opened da door and saw a half eaten carrot lying by da door. She kept walking forward and found, a half eaten apple and den she kept walking and found an empty container of butter. Den...she looked up and saw da kitchen was a mess! As soon as she looked up, da sour cream and onion potato chips started running towards her! :nana: When the bag of chips turned around, she saw a tail sticking out da end. Once she caught da mysetrious chip monster, she took da bag off his head. Guess who?! My cousin Bandit!!! He was covered form head to tail in butter and chip crumbs! :2funny: I guess unka Ty forgot to shut da cupboard door and Bandit had a feast. Too bad grammy didn't get a picture of Bandit wif only his tail sticking out of da bag!! Grammy said it took her all evening to clean up after Bandit's feast and dat Bandit had quite a tummy ache last night. Guess who had him sleeping in their room last night? Unka Ty, grammy said dat since it was his fault, he would have to deal wif da stink from the chips Bandit ate!! By da way, the chips hadn't eben been opened yet when Bandit found dem. :doah:
So...da moral of dis story is, neber eber under any circumstances, leave your cupboards open. Oderwise, the doxies hab a feast!!! See...I'm not da only doxie in dis family dat knows how to get a laugh! :funnyup: Also...grammy said da butter was weally hard to wash out of Bandit's fur!
Sounds like Unka Ty was in BIG trubbo. Hmmmmm, I wonder if getting into a whole bag of chips would be worth the tummy ache afterwards? Dolly the Grub wants to know.
Zora would have had a field day under similar circumstances. She is a little pig. We call her "Miss Piggy" sometimes. Zeke, on the other hand, could care less. He is the first dachshund I've ever seen that is totally uninterested in food.
Next time Bandit gets into the butter tell Granny to use Dawn Dish washing liquid on him that is what they use to get oil off birds when they have Oil Spills. Then ARF a pet adoption also uses Dawn Dish soap on cats that come in to get adopted.When I read that wondered if Porky had been talking to Bandit telling him all the neat stuff Doxie's can do.Papbouv
No offense Porky you just do interesting things.
Good Idea about the Dawn dishsoap. And, no Porky didn't teach him that. He teaches Porky all the antics since Bandit is four and Porky is 1 1/2. They are really funny when they get together cause they both wanna be top dog. They chase each other around barking and growling at each other. When Bandit is in a good mood, he and Porky will stand on thier hind legs and "Box" each other with huge grins on their faces! Its adorable!