One of my foster mom's sent this to me and I just had to share. I have not seen it before.
Monster Mash" Based on the performance by Bobby 'Boris' Pickett
"Daschund Dash" Parody by Larry Hensley
I was walking with my lab late one night
And when he dashed off, I got a fright
I held onto the leash while he ran around
At the hydrant, more dogs he found
He did the dash
He did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
It was a hydrant smash
He did the dash
Into it he did crash
He did the dash
He did the daschund dash
And my daschunds ran out and they jumped the fence
And then they did commit one more awful offense
Attacked the mailman, and he ran away
Where they should be, they don't ever stay
They did the dash
They did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
It was a mailman smashed
They did the dash
Into him they did crash
They did the dash
They did the daschund dash
The doggies were having fun
Halloween had just begun
We had a costume party
Those scared dogs had to run
We had a good time, I was eating some mounds
I had to run, so I could find the hounds
The german shepherds from next door ran quickly
They ran down the road, we could plainly see
They did the dash
They did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
It was clear we were smashed
They did the dash
And they left in a flash
They did the dash
They did the daschund dash
While they were hiding, found my dogs soon
Seems they were howling, at the full moon
They're now in the yard, some kids walk by
They said, "Hey there, dogs! Want some candy? The ones we don't like?"
They ate, then dashed
They did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
They hate the candy stash
They ate, then dashed
And they pooped in a flash
They ate, then dashed
They did the daschund dash
Now everything's cool, dogs are in the back lawn
Now my dogs won't dash, and I let out a yawn
People are leaving, the party's all done
But the dogs decided, they just wanted to run
I let them dash
They did the daschund dash
The daschund dash
This time nothing was smashed
I let them dash
They came back in a flash
I let them dash
They did the daschund dash
Sue, I love it! I teach a dance that incorporates the Twist, Mashed Potato, the Jerk, the Swim, and your "own thing" for the verses in Monster Mash - I have the old one by Boris Karloff - and it's part of my p.e. curriculum. I'll have to read this to the kiddos after we've practiced it a few times!