Porky here- I sure pulled off a good trick today!! My hu mom and dad had to go to the doctor so they left me at granny's house. Granny decided to take me outside to play. When I was outside I saw the best thing ever!!! A really cool pond full of big fish!!! So...I decided to start pulling on my leash hard as I could until granny lost her grip. (Just to get a closer look)
Then....I saw a big goldfish and decided I wanted to swim with him. Just as I splashed into the water I heard granny scream!!! Then I swam a little and jumped right out to see what her problem was. Guess what?! She was scared I would drown. ( She told me so) And...she spanked me right on the tush! All I was doing was having fun... I didn't mean to scare granny.
I sure thought that was a pretty funny trick, but granny wasn't laughing so I pulled out my bestest smile and rolled around in the grass till she laughed at me. Then...when mom and dad got back she told on me. Luckilly, they thought it was funny too. Hope all you other weiners had a fun day like I did!!
Scaring nannies is not really on little man. Do you swim?
we hope you gave your granny a big sloppy dachie kissy for being so caring
Da gang
Okay Porky, Oscy here. Dis is da story. Ya should NEVER jump in da water wiffout a life jacket...first of all. SPECIALLY when yer wif your grammy. Grammys giv TWEATS! Dey are better usually den your hoomans bout dat. Da last thing dat you want to do is scare da grammy!
Still though, I must say dat you were pretty brave to jus go jumpin into da water! :headbang: