Wiener Writings

Wiener Writings => Off Topic / NDR => Topic started by: Leslie on April 18, 2006, 09:42:22 AM

Title: One for DD
Post by: Leslie on April 18, 2006, 09:42:22 AM
Well, it's finally well and truly spring here in Eastern PA and I decided to take the clear insulating plastic off the big picture window. (The shrink wrap kind that you tape to the window frame)
Step one: hump the end tables and plant stands out of the way. 2: Baby gate the area so I don't step back on a weenie dawg.  3:Take off my shoes so I don't get dirt on the sofa. 4: Put a pair of scissors in my pocket and get a nice sharp razor blade and climb up onto the back of the squishy sofa.  5:Hold the razor blade in my mouth while I cut away the top of the plastic.  Think for a nanosecond about how this is going to turn into a "DD story".  :runaway:) 6:Take the razor blade outta my mouth, slice off the top of the tape. 7: Get down, pull away the plastic and I'm done.  8:Put the furniture back, open the windows and throw away the plastic.
No blood,
no fire,
no strangulation,
no puke.
Kinda suprises ya, huh?
  :neener:
Title: Re: One for DD
Post by: Dee Dee and Hallie on April 21, 2006, 12:33:55 AM
ROTFL Les!!! I was getting queasy reading this almost afraid to read to the end. LOL!! You GOT me but good!  :thumb: I was sitting here thinking oh please don't let the dogs be involved in this one LOL!!!!

Someone was looking down in favor on you that day...but don't push your luck.  :grin:
Title: Re: One for DD
Post by: April on April 21, 2006, 08:06:11 AM
That is funny!  I'm glad you weren't hurt this time!  Better watch out for next time though!  Serious injuries are not allowed!
Title: Re: One for DD
Post by: Ruth in MT on April 21, 2006, 10:27:24 AM
(http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/whew.gif) (http://www.millan.net)