Well, it's finally well and truly spring here in Eastern PA and I decided to take the clear insulating plastic off the big picture window. (The shrink wrap kind that you tape to the window frame)
Step one: hump the end tables and plant stands out of the way. 2: Baby gate the area so I don't step back on a weenie dawg. 3:Take off my shoes so I don't get dirt on the sofa. 4: Put a pair of scissors in my pocket and get a nice sharp razor blade and climb up onto the back of the squishy sofa. 5:Hold the razor blade in my mouth while I cut away the top of the plastic. Think for a nanosecond about how this is going to turn into a "DD story". :runaway:) 6:Take the razor blade outta my mouth, slice off the top of the tape. 7: Get down, pull away the plastic and I'm done. 8:Put the furniture back, open the windows and throw away the plastic.
No blood,
no fire,
no strangulation,
no puke.
Kinda suprises ya, huh? :neener:
ROTFL Les!!! I was getting queasy reading this almost afraid to read to the end. LOL!! You GOT me but good! :thumb: I was sitting here thinking oh please don't let the dogs be involved in this one LOL!!!!
Someone was looking down in favor on you that day...but don't push your luck. :grin:
That is funny! I'm glad you weren't hurt this time! Better watch out for next time though! Serious injuries are not allowed!
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