Hewwo, dis is Twuman and I'm a Golden Wetweever.. My bosses name is auntie Sandi. When auntie Sandi comes to werk, dere I am to gweet her. I'm vewwy .... um....EXUBERANT. Well, today I gotted in BIG twubbo because while my dad,, Wobert was gone on Service Calls and Auntie/boss Sandi was at lunch, I....um.....sorta got bored and chewed up a box dat had a wemote contwol in it. Boy was auntie Sandi not happy wiff me when she got back from lunch. I showed her dat I only chewed up da box dat the wemote thingy was in. She told dad anyhow, but he wasn't mad cuz I didn't eat the thingy....only da box. I can't help myself. I'm only 1 years old and I wanna play all da time. Sandi isn't mad at me anymore and even gave me a good belly wub before she went home
Oh no! Porky here- why is it we just can't stop the chewing?! I know it always gets me in twouble, but I just can't stop. I'm weally glad you didn't chew the thingy!! I'm out of twouble now I fink. I wasn't feewing well all day and had the bad sneezes, so my momma held me on her lap and gave me extwa tweats today. She said if I am weally good tomorrow I can even have my steps back so the couch can be mine!!! Maybe we need a chewers support gwoup or somefing? I am almost one and just love to chew!!! Stay out of twouble and I'll try to also. Good wuck with dat!