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Title: We is gettin' jealous heah!
Post by: Sandishooligans on January 12, 2006, 04:26:03 PM
Dis is da Hoodigans speakin'.  We have a 'plaint.  Our mommy has a boyfwend and we're JEALOUS!  In mommy's new job, dere is a doggy dere naned Truman.  Well, we KNOW he is dere at mommy's work, cuz when mommy comes home, she is covered with golden long hair (Truman is a Golden Wetweever) and mommy smells to high heaven like she's been lovin' another doggy.  Do you think our mommy still loves us?  We sure want to know where we stand awound here!

Mommy:  One of the duties of my new job is to take Truman out a coupla times a day for BIZNESS.  He is a very lovable BIG Golden and boy howdy, I've got to keep a tight rein on him or he'll haul me down the sidewalk.  The grrrrrls needn't worry cuz they're my one and only.  Truman is sweet but they're my babies. 
Title: Re: We is gettin' jealous heah!
Post by: Barb on January 12, 2006, 04:28:45 PM
Awwwwww Dolls and Maddaroo - OF COURSE your mommy loves you.....she loves you the VERY best !!!!  I bet Truman is just watching over her during the day making sure she is safe to come home to her girls !!!!  Have you met him yet?
Title: Re: We is gettin' jealous heah!
Post by: Sandishooligans on January 12, 2006, 04:59:46 PM
Da Hoodigans again...  Auntie Barb, we met Twuman when he was just a wittle puppy.  He wasn't much bigger than us then.  Now mommy sez he's a MOOSE and is vewwy wambungshus.  She is afwaid he would pway a little too wuff wiff us girly grrrrrrrrls.  Dolly would pwolly be weeel skart of him and pee herself.
Title: Re: We is gettin' jealous heah!
Post by: Jacqueline on January 13, 2006, 10:04:20 PM
Tell Mommy she needs to take pictures of you to work to show to Truman, just so he remembers who the top doggies are. :thumb: