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Wiener Writings => General Writings => Topic started by: Cheryl on December 07, 2005, 10:00:28 PM

Title: A Must Read! Finally The Truth About Santa's Reindeer
Post by: Cheryl on December 07, 2005, 10:00:28 PM
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and
Female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop
Their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid
December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth
In the spring.

Therefore, according to every historical rendition depicting Santa's
Reindeer, every single one of them, from Rudolf to Blitzen........had to
Be girls. We should've known. Only women would be able to drag a fat man
In a red velvet suit all around the world in one night, and not get lost.

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Title: Re: A Must Read! Finally The Truth About Santa's Reindeer
Post by: lucylu on December 08, 2005, 04:42:27 AM
There you go!!!! Let the truth be told
Never underestimate the power of a woman :wink:
Title: Re: A Must Read! Finally The Truth About Santa's Reindeer
Post by: Barb on December 08, 2005, 08:00:57 AM
From Barb and Brandy - WOO HOO - GIRLS RULE !!!!

LOL - this is great !!!!
Title: Re: A Must Read! Finally The Truth About Santa's Reindeer
Post by: Jacqueline on December 08, 2005, 09:00:52 AM
Are you telling us that red nose was just a big zit and she wouldn't own up to it? :doah:
Title: Re: A Must Read! Finally The Truth About Santa's Reindeer
Post by: MindyKay on December 08, 2005, 09:21:47 AM
This is great!!!  I copied the text into a plain Word document, then posted it in the kitchenette near the coffee here at work.  Since engineers like to argue, I'm surprised no one has taken issue with it :wink:
Title: Re: A Must Read! Finally The Truth About Santa's Reindeer
Post by: Leslie on December 09, 2005, 02:06:13 PM
And sometimes white-tailed deer, too. A local kid got a 6 or 8 point deer that turned out to be a female. The local fish & Game commision guy came out to verify it so he wouldn't be fined for shooting a doe in buck season.