Passing on a bit of humor from another list.

[sophie Lilis ma]

A DOGS CHRISTMAS CAROL
(sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland)

Dog tags ring, are you listening'?
In the lane, snow is glistening'.
It's yellow, not white
I've been there tonight,
Marking up my winter wonderland

Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.
It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants;
"Avoid where I pee, it's MY pro-per-ty!
Marked up as my winter wonderland."

In the meadow dad will build a snowman,
following the classical design.
Then I'll lift my leg and let it go man,
So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!

Straight from me to the fence post,
flows my natural incense boast;
"Stay off my TURF, this small piece of earth,
I marked it as my winter wonderland."

Author: Bill Thacker :apls: :apls: :apls:

[PattyInAK]

That is CUTE!!!