Her Majesty and the "Dorgis" in her life . . .

[Guinness]

Sir Paul McCartney at the Jubilee concert: "Her Majesty asks that when the festivities are over you leave in an orderly fashion. Or she will be forced to unleash the Corgis."

The Queen's three Corgis - Monty, Willow and Holly - stood at the ready should any unruliness break out.

Her Majesty's three Dorgis - Cider, Candy and Vulcan - were not amused at the snub.

[Spanish Teckels]

Bet the Dorgis were enjoying the champagne picnic on the lawns of Buck palace and watching the evening performance from the comfort of the palace.