Give me your money and no one gets hurt!

[doxielady5569128]

Dat good boy act is up!      While my mama was in da shower, I went and found her coin purse.  I knew dats where da money is.  I worked and worked to open dat fing and den I saw, "Aha!!  Dey put a pull tag on the zipper. Dis must hab been invented by a sneaky doxie."  Muah ha ha <----(Evil laughter, duh!)      I gots it opened and found da loot.  A whole $36 dollars.   I quickly pulled out the money and went behind the couch.    I figure, she can buy a car without treats inside, I can steal her money!!!       I thought about shredding da money, but it tasted yucky.  Den I went into da baffroom, "Yes, I barged in, what of it?!"   Iz a criminal I can do dese things.   Mama asked me what I was up to and I just smiled big at her and looked real cute.  For some reason, she got suspicious.    She said, "Porky, what did you do?"  Den like a dumb dumb, I hid behind da couch.  Oops!!  I forgot my money was hiding dere!!!   Stooopid stooopid move!!!  I was catched.  When she lookeded back dere she saw $50.  I don't know where dat odder money appeared from, "um....can I blame the neighbor's cat?"   Anyway... den I gots in big twubble. Mama says, "Porky Pie Bow!!"   Uh-oh da whole name; Iz in BIG twubbles.   Den she started laughing and laughing.  What?!      She scoops me up and says, "I thought I was going nuts losing my money and here you have it stashed the whole time!!!"    Good thing she thinks its funny, maybe I can avoid the prison time.     :xfinger:   

Porky Pie

P.S.  Ladies....I can buy you a new outfit or somefing  now cause Iz got plenty more where dat came from. 

[sollysmom]

Oh Porky.  Youse is sooo smart.  I fink I could use a new collar with jewels.  I thinks it woub wook berry good on mes.  But member next times to moves da stash.  De member where wes puts tings.

Hilde 

[BonniesMom]

Oooh Porky!  Tells your mama that you were just holding the TREAT fund.  fiffy dollars can buy a whole lotta treats!!!!!!!

Does this help?    Bonnie

[Dr. Beau Leaky]

AHEM . . .

Not to worry, my little porcine friend. I check in from the golf links regularly for my messages, so don't hesitate to call if you need legal representation.

Dr. Arnold Palmer Leaky

An' let me tell you, living in North Carolina is GREAT!!  All those trees to mark - and they're all mine!

No, Merlin, they're MINE!

MINE!!

MINE!!!!!

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

HEY EVERYBODY!

PARTY AT PORKY'S HOUSE!!!!