Guiness

[Merion]

So how has our new senior wiener been doing?

Inquiring minds want to know.

Merion & Zena

[Mike]

Guiness, Guiness, Guiness, Guiness... :meme:

[Doxherding Karen]

First of all, everyone in The Herd and I want to say how sorry we are that dear Zack has gone to the Bridge. I know that he will say hi to Cooper-Angel and Roscoe-Angel , and I'm convinced that dogs have special souls that never leave us completely.

Guinnessâ€" Aunie Keren, did you tell dem dat it'z G-U-I-N-N-E-S-S wif TWO N's?

Well, I believe you just did, Studly. Anyway, Guinness still toddles around and look and acts like a puppy. He's pretty deaf now, or maybe he's just ignoring me. The big excitement of moving to Israel doesn't seem to faze him at all. He ignores me in both English AND Hebrew - GUINNESS! DAI! MASPEEK! See, he's still yipping!

See, Auntie Keren, I'm multilingual! I can ignore you in English, Hebrew, German, Spanish, Russian AND American Sign Language!

Thank you Guinness. It's good to know that any language I speak, you ignore. How about dinner?

Oh, Auntie Keren, I can eat in ANY language! Jes' try me!!!!!