How Do You Spell D.I.R.T.Y.?

[BonniesMom]

B.O.N.N.I.E.!!

Oh my!  The girl outdid herself today.  Papa Mark took the wee wart for a walk this afternoon.  When they came home, Princess Bon Bon was covered in mud from head to tail.  Mark said he wasn't paying attention to Bonnie, who was walking behind him on her leash and when he felt resistance, he looked back and there the Nut was rolling in the gutter that had mud and water in it.  The second time this happened, Mark just shrugged his shoulders and thought, "oh well!  She's already filthy.  Why stop her from her fun??"  I can just imagine that she was grinning from one floppy ear to the other.  Bonnie LOVES to roll and the messier, the better!  I could not believe how filthy she was when they got home.  Guess what came next?  I'll let Bonnie the Dirty Dog tell it.

Boy oh boy oh boy!  I had soooo much FUN!!  Papa tooks me on a walk and I found da mud in da gutter and just had to try it.  It was DEEEEEELISHUS!  'Course when I gotted home, I had to pay the piper and have a baff.  Mommy washed and washed and washed me.  Still da mud came off.  I'm a good girl in the kitchen sink.  I LIKE baffs.  Finally after many rinses, I am all clean and conditioned.  It sure was worth it.  The next time I goes on walkies, I'm gonna look for anudder gutter to roll in.  And the icing on the cake......did someone say CAKE?......is I will get anudder BAFF!

[Barb]

   Walkies are fun when dads don't pay attention !!!!!  Bet you smell all nice and sweet now 

[Roberta]

seems to bring a theme song up...........Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin uz girlies love to rollllllllllllllllllllllllll
Amy

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

Good girl Bonnie you show us how to enjoy life no matter what the consequences!  :thumb:

[hannah]

That's so naughty and unstoppable, having dachshund, we should always spell B.L.E.S.S.