Neglected doxie

[peterparker]

dis is Parker:  Well its happenin again. Da big boxes wif handles  are out and gettin filled up wif summer clothes. My clothes is not goin in da boxes. Den today, da human brodder came over to try da keys an he was berry fwendly too me and askin lots of questions about me. I fink I am gettin left behind again.  :confused:I sure hopes Momma told him I gets 5 meals a day, and allowed to gobble up table foods too. I also hope he likes snugglin cause I am berry good at dat. He better be a good ball thrower, an I hope he know I don't tinkle outsides when it raining. I also gets 10 belly rubbins a day. He bedder not forget!
I sure am goin to miss my Momma and Daddy. Dey bedder gets back soon.

This is Parker's Mom: Well we are off for a week in Cuba. It's been a brutal winter, so I am quite looking forwards to getting away. Unfortunately Parker will have to stay behind. His human brother is going to stay at the house with him. Parker likes it when Ryan is here. He gets lots of treats, and attention and will not be neglected.

No doubt we will get the silent treatment when we get home.

Take care all my wiener friends. See you next week.  Kelly

[BonniesMom]

Milk it for all it's worth Parker!  Show the whites to your hooman brudder so dat he will feel sorry for you and give you lots of treats.  Maybe your brudder will gib you slibbers of chickie and roast beast??!!

I hope it won't be too hard on you.

Your friend who is a food cube champ now,

Bonnie

[Ivy]

Peter iffin yoo wantz yoo can come heer and hab a sweep ober wif me an wizzy, he is berry cozy to sweep on top of and berry comfy aswell. We habs a propper bed an eberyfing and yoo can pway wif my toys eben doh I duzzent wants wizzy to pway wif dem, you can help me konfishkate dem fwom him iffin he twies to pway okay?

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

Have a great trip Kelly! Get some warm sun for us. Parker is a lucky boy to be able to stay home with his hoo-brudder while you are gone. I'm sure he'll be glad to see you when you get home though. 

[Dr. Beau Leaky]

AHEM . . .

Not to worry, my friend, Dr. Leaky is already on the case. We shall meet this abandonment with the full force of Pupper law. Hoo-Brudder - may I call you Bro? - will be called to testify and will be granted full immunity.

Dr. L

[JetEd73]

Have a safe trip and a good time while there.

[Dr. Beau Leaky]

Have a safe trip and a good time while there.

AHEM . . .

Dear Mr. Ed:

If you wish to continue having "posting" privileges on this DACHSHUND-CONTROLLED site, you'd better "rein" it in, take off the "blinders" and "run, place or show" more empathy for puppers being left with the Brothers.

Dr. Leaky's Secretariat

All right, Beau, I got the hint. I'll buy a copy of the movie. Sorry, Ed, he's "running wild."

(Brothers??  Doesn't Kelly only have one? :hm: )

[Doxherding Karen]

Dr. Leaky is hoping JetEd73 sees this - he worked REALLY hard on making it funny! :verdict:

Oh Mr. Ed, where are you?

Auntie Keren 

[JetEd73]

Wishing I was in Cuba?

Looking for my sense of humor? I know I left around here some where. :verdict: