Great song - Wiener Wonderland!

Started by Doxherding Karen, December 23, 2010, 08:09:23 PM

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Doxherding Karen

Here it is, straight from "The Long and the Short of it All" on www.dachshundlove.blogspot.com

(To the tune of "Winter Wonderland.")

≈Dog tags ring, are you listenin'? :director:
≈In the lane, snow is glistenin'.
≈It's yellow, not white - I've been there tonight,
≈Marking up my Wiener Wonderland.

≈Smell that tree? That's my fragrance. :fart:
≈It's a sign for wand'ring vagrants:
≈"Avoid where I pee, it's my property!
≈Marked up as my Wiener Wonderland."


≈In the meadow Dad will build a snowman, :icon_clown:
≈Following the classical design.
≈Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,
≈So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!

≈Straight from me to the fence post, :dump:
≈Flows my natural incense boast:
≈"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth.
≈I mark it as my Wiener Wonderland."

:urock:
"I tried marriage and children - it ended badly. 
I'm doing much better with dachshunds and rabbits."