Iz got a BIG fright

[Roberta]

mum and dad came back yesterday, so I always wait till I hear their voices then  I bark, and when the door opens Iz run loopies and run up to mum then dad....................but da did ot tell me dat they were bringing NEW people and Iz ran out, pulled up realllllllllllllllllfast and howled and got behind mums legs.
Ollie
mum here, we brought my cousins from Scotland home for lunch they are staying at my mums..............it was hilarious he ran out and lost the plot............Amy came out and ran up for a pat and cuddle.

[Dr. Beau Leaky]

AHEM . . .

GREAT BOLLOCKS!!  THE SCOTS HAVE INVADED!!  SOMEONE PUT A CALL IN TO MEL GIBSON!!

No, wait, maybe NOT!  Hmmm  . . .

Yee are on your own, laddie.

Dr. Rob Roy Leaky

[Roberta]

Dear Roy Roy Leaky, dinna help as ma  dear, Mel comes frae here, OZ.
Ollie
ps save ALL OF US, DADS bought a Lady GAga CD (yes he is over 50), even mum has had it with it, asked f I wanted to play frizby with it, she has threatened if she hears it agin she will use the electric knife on it.................... will keep you posted...............

[Marcia from MI]

Dear Roy Roy Leaky, dinna help as ma  dear, Mel comes frae here, OZ.
Ollie
ps save ALL OF US, DADS bought a Lady GAga CD (yes he is over 50), even mum has had it with it, asked f I wanted to play frizby with it, she has threatened if she hears it agin she will use the electric knife on it.................... will keep you posted...............

Actually Mel was born in Peekskill NY, United States.  So he's American by birth.

[Dr. Beau Leaky]

Dear Rob Roy Leaky, dinna help as ma  dear, Mel comes frae here, OZ.   Ollie

AHEM . . .

Hmmm . . . well, how aboot Gordon Ramsey? :thinik:  There's a guud Scotsman 'll help wi' tha relatives!!

As for Lady GAG-a, I heard aboot her on tha MTV awards wearin' a dress made o' brisket.  She kin come o'er for dinner ANY TIME!!

Dr.L

[Kathleen]

AHEM . . .

Hmmm . . . well, how aboot Gordon Ramsey? :thinik:  There's a guud Scotsman 'll help wi' tha relatives!!

As for Lady GAG-a, I heard aboot her on tha MTV awards wearin' a dress made o' brisket.  She kin come o'er for dinner ANY TIME!!

Dr.L

I have a few here who agree wholeheartedly.

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

LOL Poor Ollie! That puts a dent in a young mans confidence! Nice of his sis to distract them from his embarrassment and politely go up for a cuddle. 

Auntie Karen...WHEN are you going to write that book! I've been waiting for my copy. Dr Leaky is hilarious.

[hannah]

Ohh bless Ollie, I hope you already told her your cousin is not competing on her in any way!