Should I take it as a compliment .............

[Roberta]

When mum says I'm hoseable  All I did was run throught really frozen grass then really wet grass then through dust............................................ :scratch:

in the end I got dipped.

Mys sister does not even come through when I come home as I think she is scared mum will do her to....................
Oliver

[Guinness]

:meme: HEY AUNTIE 'BERTA:

WE IZ NOT WASH AND WEAR, YA KNOW!!!  IT'S OUR JOB TO GET DIRTY!!!!

Guinness
#2 Senior Wiener

(Hope dat helps Ollie - da least I kin do is throw my rank around! :thumb:)

[hannah]

Bless you Oliver, and that's part of dachshund's cuteness actually! ;)

[Merion]

I agree with you Guinness.  :thumb:
My favorite thing outside now is to lay in the mud.
Mom can puts me out in the grass and I  make my way back to the mud and lay down. It is nice and cool but she gets upset if I decide to eat it.

Zack   
#1 Senior Wiener

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

I think your Mom said "squeezable" sweetie, it probably just sounded like "hoseable".  :thumb: 

[Roberta]

No dear auntie it was hoseable with a lot of cuteness but very muddy even in the arm pits and between toes.
MUM