Mum's new names for me.....

[Roberta]

which I don't know whether to take offence to...............da first is Bustle Butt and the other is witches britches.............................what do you think? do I go in a huff or pout...................
Wee AmY

[Gail]

Hmmm it is always twiky to know when to take offence, dose names arnt dat bad I fink. Mum calls us all sorts Tris gets mostly cutie names cos he is a mammas boy dat never does nuffin cept she calls him 'dustbin' sometimes and he still comes  cos he duzzent no she is making fun of him. She's always patting his tush and tellin him he has a lovely chunky bum, den I call him dat hee hee. Mum calls me sikkky names and sez I'm a princess but I'm tuff! I'm gonna be a spy when I growd up and I been perfektin my 'run and roll' move for scapin from baddies. I can hide for whole seconds under the big seat so no one can see me dats when I'm undercubber. I eben let mum chop off my toes so I culd sneak better on the wooden floor, cept that's hard when you hab to move so fast as I do. Wizzy is sooooooo slow eben when I chase his chunky bum hee hee dat makes me laff so much.  Sumtimes mum calls me bogdog when Iz tasted poop but dats ok dats better den pwetty pwincess.

Ivy the conkerer

[laura*romeos*mommy]

You guys are just to darn cute.  I call Romeo a turd so don't feel bad guys.
hugs and love laura and romeo

[peterparker]

dis is Parker: Pout and get huffy. Imagine a bustle butt or witches britches. humpf!! Dey are callin you names. My momma calls me nosey parker which does not describe me at all. I am curious. Not NOSEY.
The only nic name suitable for a doxie is Good Boy, or Good Girl. Nothin else. 
Goodness.....I fink we need to start a protest!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

I think that deserves a puddle or two on da floor, if only our Mom's knew what we call them!  I have to say those names made me giggle though...and don't feel too bad my Mom has been calling me Monkey Sue lately.   

[cheryl186]

Wee one....those are merely terms of endearment

[Madderoos Mom]

Ivy, are you sure you don't wanna be a storyteller when you "growd" up?  You tell very good stories. 


Wee Amy, your mommy loves you.  When you gets names called on you, it means you are REALLY REALLY loved.   

[Roberta]

mz ivy brothers are reallllly goooood pillows and take it from me you can usually get your own way with most things, az boys are usually a bit duh, even though da tink they are ALPHA hehehhe uz girlies rock........
Iz decied to accept da witches britches but not da bustle butt as that says my butt could be big..........................not that anyone can tell through my hair.
AmY

[klsb]

Fin Says: My momma calls me Monster most of da time.. buts i likes it cuz it makes me feel like a tuff guy.

[scootersmom]

Mom keeps calling me "Wobbles" lately...

*frowns*

[doxielady5569128]

Be fankful youz don't get called "Green Bean!!!"  What?!  I am NOT green and NOT a bean!!!  Pwus, dose fings are nasty!      But, I guess its better dan "Pork Butt"  or "Piggie" or "Stinker" or..... well I gots lots of dem not nice nicky names.    I onwy likes da nicky name "Honey Boy"  none of dem odders.