today's visit to the V-E-T

[scootersmom]

Guess who has an infected butt?  OH YEAH, THAT IS ME.  Mister Cannot-catch-a-break Scooter, and now I've added more medicines to my daily cocktail of drugs.  Who knew my anal glands would need steroids?  Will they grow large muscles now?   I am not sure what I think of this.

Also when we were settling the bill at the office some nice grandma lady was there picking up the ashes of her dog.  I don't know what this means, but they brought her a little box and it fit in the palms of her hands and everyone was sad and Mom cried.

I don't know why Mom was upset.  She doesn't think I am stinky anymore!  I think maybe she is just very, very tired.

I, on the other hand, suspect my processed-meat-morsel intake is about to be upped by 66% or so, so I don't really see a downside to this (unless, see above re: freaky butt-muscles).

xoxo,
SKOOTR

[Kari]

ROFL!! Scooter you totally cracked me up! I hope your butt muscles don't get too big!

[Madderoos Mom]

Poor baby.  Mommy's just gonna have to get you a bidet (sp?).  Hope your backside gets real bettah real soon.

[cheryl186]

Poor Scooter!  You have been through so much lately.....i hope your tail end feels bettah!!!

[scootersmom]

ROFL!! Scooter you totally cracked me up! I hope your butt muscles don't get too big!

Thank you, me too!  I want to keep my nice handsome slim figure!

xoxo,
SKOOTR

[scootersmom]

Poor baby. Mommy's just gonna have to get you a bidet (sp?). Hope your backside gets real bettah real soon.

Is a "bidet" made of HAM?

[/hopeful]

xoxo,
SKOOTR

[scootersmom]

Poor Scooter! You have been through so much lately.....i hope your tail end feels bettah!!!

Thank you so much!  From me AND my tail end!

xoxo,
SKOOTR

[klsb]

Scooter this made me actually LOL!!!!!

[Barb]

Awwwwww Scooter honey....sorry you have a sore hiney....... Feel beddeh !

[scootersmom]

Scooter this made me actually LOL!!!!!

Hooray!  Laughter is good.  Not as good as HAM, but still...

xoxo,
SKOOTR

[scootersmom]

Awwwwww Scooter honey....sorry you have a sore hiney....... Feel beddeh !

Thank you!  Mom gives me pills inside bits of meat, so I am enjoying the treatment as well as the (hopeful) cure...

xoxo,
SKOOTR

[doxielady5569128]

Oh goodness! I missed this one.  Hope your hiney feels better soon little man!!

[scootersmom]

Oh goodness! I missed this one. Hope your hiney feels better soon little man!!

Why thank you kindly!

xoxo,
SKOOTR