Hellp! Mommy is gassing me!!!

[Madderoos Mom]

Dis is da Maddewoo!  I think I need a little duffel and put it on a stick and wun away.  Mommy and papa have put this Whiffer whoosher thingy by my bed.  It makes Whoofs that are supposed to calm me and help me to sweep.  I guess mommy and papa don't like it that I am up lots of times at night and squeeking up and down the hallway.  How's about I get THEM a Whiffer Sniffer, then THEY can sweep.  Anyway, it's still a 'spearmint and I was only up one time at 4:30 last night.  Somebody said something about me losing my marbles, but I don't tink I ever had any marbles to lose.  Anyway, I'll be going to bed with the poofer again tonight.  Even Bon Bon doesn't wanna sweep wiff me now.  She sweeps in her own bed. 


poor poor pitiful Maddewoo

[papbouv]

Dear Matty your Momma & Pap pa just need their sleep when you get older you do not need so much sleep and it is easy to get your days & nights mixed up.You will soon get use to the Swishing noise  it will help you sleep at the right time.Papbouv

[Leslie]

Aw, poor Maddie. What is the device?  Is it aromatherapy or white noise? Let us know if this helps.

Zuzu likes an extra sticky dad sock to sleep with, didja try that?

Also, I tried the Melatonin for Loki.  The 1.5 mg dose did not do anything, so we tried the 3mg.  That seems to work.  She still gets up to pee, but then USUALLY goes back to sleep. (She sleeps with an old t-shirt, mine, so not so stinky.)

[Madderoos Mom]

Hey Loki!

Did is da Woo.  The whoosh thingy, doesn't really WHOOOSH that much.  It works like a Glade plug in.  It just quietly sends out something called Pheramones.....whatever dat is.....to make me sweepy.  We got ours at PetSmart but it's kinda pricey.

Loki girl, you sound just like me!  I wonder if I would like to sweep wff a stinky sock.  Bonnie steals unnerwear.  We twied the melon tonin.  It sosrt of worked but maybe the plug in thingy works a wittle better.  I was only up one time at 2:00 but I still woke my mommy up with a LOUD squeek for breakfast at 5:00.....then she went back to sleep and dinna get up til the 'larm went off at 5:45.  Mommy wishes I would sweep until the 'larm goes off.  WHATEVER! 

[Leslie]

girl, I feel yer pain.
sleep deprivation. oy.  Honestly there is nothing worse.  Srsly they use it as a torture technique.