I'm scared!!!

doxielady5569128 · February 03, 2009, 06:35:32 AM

Me and mama are getting nervous about dis new gwoomer. I goes in at seben firty. Mama was impwessed wif dere list of questions, their facility, and the staff seemed really gweat, but she's still nervous about leabing me wif da stwangers. I'm scared too!

I heard da lady is gonna squeeze by butt and steal my toes!!! :crazyeyes: My mama asked iffen she could stay da first time and dey said no. Dey fought I would do much bedda wifout my mama dere.

So, mama's gonna go to da libwary while I'm being tortured.

All dose ladies already told me I was cute and dat tweats would definately be involved. I guess dey gots dese heafy tweats dat won't bother my tummy or allergies.

Wez onwy met dem for 15 minutes so I'm still kinda scared of dem. I'll let you all know how it goes.

Porky Pie

Kelly · February 03, 2009, 07:10:42 AM

Hey little buddy how are you doing? We hope everything goes ok for you! Kelly,Blusky,Fritz&Manny in Illinois

Barb · February 03, 2009, 07:32:21 AM

Betcha get lots of lovies too..... let us know how it goes !

AnnieofNJ · February 03, 2009, 07:41:37 AM

Porky, we hope eberting went otay at the groomers. We hopes you gots lots of treets.

Bonita, Oscar & Trooper

m2low · February 03, 2009, 08:00:59 AM

I have to say that you will do better without mama there - my is a groomer of 12+ years, and she has more problems when mama is there, babies tent o misbehave when mama is around, but no mama they freeze and stand still so grooming goes much smoother.... you will do fine little guy, just be tough and mama will come back and get you all prettied up.

peterparker · February 03, 2009, 08:51:03 AM

dis is Parker: ohhhhhhhhhh poor Porkie. Sometimes they put stinkie stuff of you too, so you smell all good when your Momma picks you up. ewwwww.
Make sure you gets lots of treats, and huggers when your Momma gets you. You deserves it. Is horrible what these hoomens thinks we needs.

cheryl186 · February 03, 2009, 11:07:52 AM

Oh Porky Pie....you sweet boy.....hugs to you today

Hope everything goes really really well and you like them a whole bunch

doxielady5569128 · February 03, 2009, 11:35:55 AM

Well, Iz home! :apls: :meme:

Eberyfing went okay at da gwoomers. Dey did put dat stinky stuff on me and a dumb ol' bandana. 'Scuse me ladies, I'm a boy...I don't need a white bandana wif hearts on it.

Why couldn't dey gib a cool black one wif bones or rocker skulls.

Anyfing woulda been bedda den da hearts.

I really liked da lady dat did my gwooming. Da odder lady scares me cuz she laffs really loud. I was a good boy and stood nice and still for my torture session. I didn't eben flinch when dey did da butt squeeze! I fink it might be okay to go back dere again.

:thinik: When mama came to pick me up, I heard her voice and started pawing at my kennel to get outta dere. Da loud laffing lady, picked me up and set me down on da fwoor. She wasn't 'specting me to run, but I did. Ran right to my mama. Dat made her laff loud again and I mighta accidentally, peed. Don't tell nobody dough. I neber do da potty fing inside! :crazyeyes: Mama commented on how cute I look wif dis dumb bandana and den we paid da ladies. Den da loud laffer lady, said "Oh I forgot!! Your goodie bag!" She came running abter us and gibbed us a BIG bag of tweats. Okay, it wasn't dat big...anyway....soon as I got home I got to check it out. Inside were some of dose healfy tweats dey gibbed me and a little bottle of oatmeal shampoo. I likes dose tweats, but da shampoo was a bit much. Da goodie bag was a special Love Day pwesent.

Well, I gotta go, I'm sleepy. All dat worrying about my mama was hard werk.

Porky Pie

cheryl186 · February 03, 2009, 12:08:49 PM

Porky Pie....can we see a picture of you in your bandana????

doxielady5569128 · February 04, 2009, 07:39:51 AM

Quote from: cheryl186 on February 03, 2009, 12:08:49 PM
Porky Pie....can we see a picture of you in your bandana????

Ack! You can't be serious?!

Well, I guess mama sez she's gonna twy and get a piccy of me in it and post it.

I'm tellin ya. It is not a manly thing at all!!

Porky Pie

peterparker · February 04, 2009, 08:07:41 AM

dis is Parker: same thing happened to me, smelly stuff and a prissy bandana. I shredded that bandana to pieces. I'm sure you will be handsome again soon. Just roll in some dung, and shred the bandana and the doxies will think you are handsome and very brave.
Don't let them take a piccy........!!!! :verdict:

Madderoos Mom · February 04, 2009, 08:54:50 AM

Porky Pie, I'm glad your day at the beauty parlor went well. You are a GOOD boy!

Auntie Sandi

scootersmom · February 05, 2009, 02:47:58 PM

Porky! Scooter and I are glad to hear it went so well! And I cannot wait to see the picture of you in the bandana! Although Scooter agrees it's not very manly and he protests on your behalf!

I'm scared!!!

Madderoos Mom