Iz in dad's bad books

[Roberta]

I'll let mum tell the tale or tail.I had to work back later last night, and had a very long day I started at 720am and finnished at 8pm, adn my boss gave me a taxi voucher to get home. well I had just started up the drive when Nick came out the house and yelled for me to stay at the end of the drive. He had a brick in  his hand, I asked why and he said he had to kill something, so bash adn scoop into a bag. I thought it might be a snake, it was not, thank goodness. It was a baby bird. our bird cather extrodanaire had half killed it with its mum watching. Poor Nick he hates to kill anything, but it was badly injured. Meanwhile looking up wih the whites of her eyes showing was NBKE (natural born killer earley) aka Amy.
Roberta
ps Amy here, Iz just wuz doin what comes nautrally to me........... i can get back into dads good books

[Madderoos Mom]

Oh no!  Wee Amy, don't you know hooparents don't really appreciate THOSE kinds of prezzies?  I know that you are a D.O.G. but really, mutilating little birds is just....GROSS

Auntie Sandi

Hey Aims,
WAY TO GO, sista!  My biggest bird kill was a Mourning Dove.  I made sure that I showed it to Mommy.  I don't know why she scweamed.

Maddewoo