Gotcha!!

[doxielady5569128]

Dis is da name of da new game me and Bandit have.   It is sooo fun!   Here's how ya play it.  First yous gotta have one doxie dats tired.  Usually dis is Bandit since he's getting ta be an old man.    :grin:  Den yous act like, "Oh, hey, I'm tired too!"    :wink:Yous gotta lay down and pway like you are going to sleep.   Den yous wait. Dis is da boring part and sometimes it takes a long time.   :rolleyes:   

After you wait and wait and wait for da tired doxie to fall asleep, you quietly get up from where yous was laying down.   Iffen you make too much noise, it wakes da odder doxie and yous gotta start ALL over!!   :BangHead:  Den after yous get up from your "sleepin" spot, you slowly creep towards da ramp of da chair da odder doxie is sleeping in.    I likes to do da belly crawl here,  but iffen yous have carpet, be mindful of rugburn!    :doah:   After safely creeping towards da lamp, stand up and check to make sure dey are stil sleepin.   Iffen dey are still sleepin, you get your butt in gear and run up dat ramp fast as you can.  :crazyeyes: Once up da ramp you must move quickly to pounce da sleeping doxie.   Iffen yous move to slow, it ruins da whole fing.   But, iffen yous do it fast enuff, you surprise da unsuspecting doxie and usually gets da "Duh, what's going on?!" look from your doxie friend.   Den yous bark one time at dem, "GOTCHA!!!"   

I find it most fun when yous takes turns being da scare-ER and scare-EE.   Also I don't reccommend trying wif a doxie dat doesn't like you.  Dat would be a bad idea.  Also, don't do dis to da cat, yous WILL get scratched.   Dis game is also some good entertainment for da observing hoomans.  Man, it doesn't take much to get dose hoomans to laugh.   

Happy playing!   Are dere any fun games yous like to play wif your doxie friends and fambly?   

Porky Pie

[Kathleen]

   Okay, Porky, that was a great description of the game you play.  I have to say, though, my Reilly would take your head off if you tried that on her.  She is...unpleasant when woken from a sound sleep 

Millie is my game instigator right now.  She loves to go outside with us and wait until Reilly is squatting to pee, and then *bounce, bounce, bounce*, and then jump on her.  Poor Reilly keeps getting her potties interrupted, but she's game!  Millie takes off running and Reilly chases her.  They have several "tracks" they run on and around, which is fun to watch.  Murphy joins in, but takes the easy way.  He stops when she goes around her obstacles and meets her on other other side.  He's smart (and slightly lazy) and lets her do all the work.

[April]

That's too cute.  I can see it now. 

[peterparker]

U is a naughty boy Porkie Pie. Parker

[doxielady5569128]

U is a naughty boy Porkie Pie. Parker

In my defense, it was Bandit dat taught me dis game.