Can I just skip dis week??!

[doxielady5569128]

Dis is Porky Pie.  I have been habing da worstest week eber.  Well, okay, its not as bad as da week I got da hives, or da week I had my tummy pumped, or da week....   Well, anyway its BAD!!!    On Monday I was tuckered out from all da Cwistmas excitement and twavelling so alls I wanted to do was sleep.    Yestaday I had da scawy incident wif da rawhide AND to top it all off my gwandma buyed dat dumb pedipaws fing and tried to use it on me!!   :crazyeyes:  Talk about SCARY!!!   

Well, today....1. My mama woke up wif a fever, sore froat, and bad cough.   She looks like a ghost (its scaring me!)   2.  My daddy waked me up too early so I'm a grump. 

3.  I made a HUGE mistake...again..   I was sitting unda da piano bench (aka my house) and I realized mama had her cozy new hoodie on da bench.  i pulled it off to snuggle wif it and da unfinkable happened.   Da doorbell rang!!!  Since I wasn't 'pecting it, it scared me and I accidentally peed a little.  Right on mama's new hoodie.  Did I mention its white?!          Oh, and my daddy had it special made for her with an airbrushed design.  Oh...and da guy who did it only comes to town once ebery free years!!        I'm jus' hoping dat da stain comes out. Until den I'm going to be  :bowdown: to da queen and staying outta twubble.    :xfinger: 

4. Da doorbell was dat dang Culligan man and I was to busy twying to hide my mistake to chase him.    Da highlight of my monf and I miss it because of pee?!   

I jus' hope tomorrow's better since its a New Year.   Iffen its not, I fink I'll come lib wif Parker and he can gib me good boy lessons.      

Porky Pie

[Kathleen]

 Tell your mom not to think of it as a "stain" but as a little extra decoration!   :paint:

[cheryl186]

Awww.  Poor Porky Pie.  I am sure momma will understand about the "extra decoration" on her hoodie.  Poor little baby....you was just scared!!!!  Hugs and kisses to you Porky Pie

[peterparker]

dis is Parker: I gots one of them pedipaw things too. Momma won't return it to the store where it belongs. Ims okay with it. It seems my previous owner used one with me cause I'm not really really scared.
Yous more then welcome to comes live wif me, we has lottsa snow, and squeakers and beds, and Daddy home this week to play wif. Ims a Good Boy.

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

Send it to me Porky I'll paint it into a big yellow smiley face or a yellow daffydill or at least the words "I luv U mom" that will get you out of just about anything!  Poor Porky at least you have an understanding Mama.

[papbouv]

Poor Porky you are right 2009 is starting in a few hours so maybe you can be a Good boy the whole year surprise your Momma really you are not a bad boy just things keep happening to you.Your Mom is very understanding hope she gets well soon be a good nurse Porky that will make her feel better too.
Papbouv

[Madderoos Mom]

Just a word of encouragement, Porky.  Your MAMA left the hoodie in the line of your mouf.  It is NOT your fault.  ALSO....Your mama forgives you and will soon be giving you zerberts on da belly.  YOU ARE A GOOD BOY and you can prove it.  You have all 2009 to show your mama that you are the bestest boy ever!

[doxielady5569128]

Lucky for me da stain comed out real easy after consulting Miss Martha.   My mama did laugh about your comments, so I fink I'm okay.   Also I got lots of snuggles today, so dats a good sign too!    :apls:  Mama sez she lubs all my silly moments and is fankful she has me around to gib her laughs.   Mama is still feeling icky, but we're sure she'll be over this flu/cold thing soon.   

[Dee Dee and Hallie]

Your poor Mom Porky it's no fun to be sick. We hope she feels better soon! Lay on her tummy and hummmmmmm send out a lot of doxie rays and she'll get better even faster. Tell her to get lots of rest and drink lots of liquids.

[TerriL]

Well Porky Pie, it sounds like everything turned out okay!  I sure hope your mama feels better soon!   
I bet that this new year is going to be your best ever little man!   

[PattyInAK]

Have your mom get some Shout.  Spray on yellow stain and let sit for 5 minutes, then wash.  Let us know how it comes out.  And we hope your mommy feels better soon.

[Norman]

Simon says Porkie can have have his blankie if it will make him feel better.

Simon always feels better when snuggling under his blankie.