Dis is how I know its Monday....

[doxielady5569128]

1. Da hoomans abruptly wake up and start running around like cwazy people.   :crazyeyes:
2. Just when you fink dey are relaxin' in da shower...Da door flies open and dey start running around some more. 
I'm not sure if da next two count or not...
3. Mama strips da bed and mutters somefing about, "why couldn't you just wake up?!"  (Looking at me???) 
4.  Mama takes da sheets to da laundry room and den starts yelling bout da bafroom.     

I hope dis Monday fing doesn't come back anytime soon.  I didn't like it.  Plus, I fink I'm in twubble AND we can't sleep in da bed now.      I HATE da Mondays!!!! 
Porky Pie


Hi everyone,  We had quite the crazy morning already and its not even 6 am!!   At 4:30 am, I hear Porky whining like he does when he's dreaming.  Since it was so cold, he got to be in the big bed.   Anyway, all of a sudden he lets out a "YIP!" and next thing we know, he's peeing everywhere!   Porky knows he's not supposed to pee in the house so he immediately tries to get up and run to my husband's side where the ramp is.  All the while, peeing up a storm.      Poor Justin's sleep pants were soaked!      Our sheets and comforter were all soaked.       My hubby says, "Well I have to get up for work anyway, so I'm going to shower."   

Then while Justin takes his shower, I strip the bed (Porky staring at me like "what exactly happened here???").    Then I get the sheets in the wash and go to take a shower myself.    Half way through my shower, I hear water running, not from the shower or washer.       I open the shower door to see Porky standing in a pool of water on the bathroom floor.   Again, he looked confused.       The toilet was leaking!!!       So, I grab my towel, run upstairs to find my hubby.  Then after that's fixed, I have a two inch pool of water to wipe up.         Porky's standing there splashing around thinking it is fun.      

Hopefully all of you had a clamer, quieter, uneventful morning.      I guess its a good thing I have a sense of humor.    I'm still cracking up over Porky's face when he was watching the toilet flood the floor.   He looked at me like "um... I don't know what happened, but I didn't do it!!"   

[sollysmom]

Some mornings your the dog, others your the bone.  :thumb:  Thanks for a good chuckle this morning, I hope tomorrow goes better.

Darcel

[Kelly]

 :comfort:Hang in there Buddy! Things will get better we hope! 

[laura*romeos*mommy]

sorry but I am lmao over here lol :) that is to funny my friend.  our puppers are so funny.  Romeo did that once peed all over the bed I think he was mad at me because I had come home that day and was running around doing all kinds of stuff hubby was sick and all so that night he peed everywhere.  but that is cute how porky thought not me this time. lol what a doll hope the rest of your day is better
hugs and love laura
:verdict:

[Roberta]

Sort of brings the song titile "I don't like mondays" to my mind................Well here's to a quieter evening. Only seen that look once when the dishwasher broke and as I walked past the kitchen I saw Angus taking steps bak and concentrating on the floor, he looked up and it said not me MUM.
Roberta

[Madderoos Mom]

Aw, poor Porky.  Accidents happen.  Here's for a dry day tomorrow!   

[cheryl186]

Amorette, how has your Tuesday morning gone????  Haha....I am sorry, but the visual of yesterday is sooo funny   Hope things have gone better today :thumb: